Corrupt-A-Wish

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted. ascorbic acid is now pouring out of your body. is too bad it is a deadly poison at that concentration. RIP.

word(s) = lock thread.

i wish for a complete saturation emp bombing of all countries. put the world back in the dark ages.,

[E-102 Gamma]

word(s) = lock thread.

Alright, let's see. L... Okay, l. Leh... Loh, looohh... Loh...

i wish for a complete saturation emp bombing of all countries. put the world back in the dark ages.,

Wish granted!

However, the US government secretly had a network of underground bunkers containing supplies sufficient to get the country under control in just such an emergency as this.

Unfortunately for you other silly countries who hadn't foresight enough to be prepared for an EMP saturation bombing, you now belong to the US.

And oh snap, one world government! THE END IS NEAR.

I wish I was completely immune to spiciness.

[Merowingg]

Consider it done, I mean wish granted !

but.. as being immune you cannot in fact enjoy what spicyness is ment in taste to be for

I wish I could have ultrafast memory

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted!

However, your ultra fast memory is random access memory A.K.A. RAM, and it's clocked so high that it fries itself and whatever motherboard it's put into within minutes of powering on.

I wish I could sing Modern Major General.

...Backwards.

[bendib]

Wish granted. You sing the barney song forwards.

I wish for a billion bags of Reese's.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though they're all empty bags.

I wish for magic to be real.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You hack off a wizard and he shrinks your head.

I wish Steam wasn't so glitchy.

[bendib]

Wish granted, it's b*tchy instead.

I wish for an onion.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! You get some lemonade.

You know how the saying goes: "When life gives you onions, make lemonade."

I wish for a sniper rifle that fires rubber bullets.

[bendib]

Granted! You get some lemonade.

You know how the saying goes: "When life gives you onions, make lemonade."

I wish for a sniper rifle that fires rubber bullets.

Wish granted, you get a rubber sniper rifle.

I wish that UEFI would die.

[Lord Apocalypse]

Wish granted, you toss your computer out a third story window.

I wish for a penny!

[bendib]

Wish granted. You get a peso.

I wish for a useless machine like the one in this video.

[Jonix]

Wish granted. It turns out to be the best machine ever made!

I wish for a perfect version of WZ2100...

[bendib]

Wish [not] granted. Perfection doesn't exist.

I wish for a bottle of yellow mustard.

[Jonix]

Wish [not] granted. Perfection doesn't exist.

I wish for a bottle of yellow mustard.

Wish granted, you cut yourself whilst opening it so bleed in it turning it orange.

I wish to be the richest person on the planet!