Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
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Re: *cheat* The chuck norris cyborg
When Chuck Norris plays Warzone2100, he actually changes the future.
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
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Re: *cheat* The chuck norris cyborg
Chuck wins warzone games just connecting to lobby
Re: *cheat* The chuck norris cyborg
niceSaberuneko wrote:Chuck wins warzone games just connecting to lobby
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Re: *cheat* The chuck norris cyborg
Not funny.
Old and overdone joke.
Next we'll have people asking for a Flying Spaghetti Monster unit or an easter egg where units say "All your base are belong to us".
AKA completely and utterly trite and banal and old.
Old and overdone joke.
Next we'll have people asking for a Flying Spaghetti Monster unit or an easter egg where units say "All your base are belong to us".
AKA completely and utterly trite and banal and old.
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Re: *cheat* The chuck norris cyborg
True facts about CN in Warzone:
Chuck Norris don't need The Project. The Project is Chuck Norris!
If Chuck Norris was present in the game, it wouldn't be called Warzone 2100, it would be called Warzone 2085
NEXUS doesn't absorve Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris absorve NEXUS!
Can someone move it to Off-Topic (Lounge Subforum) please? It's getting a lot off-topic.
BP
Chuck Norris don't need The Project. The Project is Chuck Norris!
If Chuck Norris was present in the game, it wouldn't be called Warzone 2100, it would be called Warzone 2085
NEXUS doesn't absorve Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris absorve NEXUS!
Can someone move it to Off-Topic (Lounge Subforum) please? It's getting a lot off-topic.
I don't think it isn't fun. Many people have fun creating facts about him still even right nowKacen wrote:Not funny.
Old and overdone joke.
Next we'll have people asking for a Flying Spaghetti Monster unit or an easter egg where units say "All your base are belong to us".
AKA completely and utterly trite and banal and old.
BP
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Re: Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
when you play wz all your base are belong to chuck norris
Re: Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
When Chuck Norris wants a new feature in WZ2100, he just stares at the screen, and the game reprograms itself.
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
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Re: Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
When Chuck Norris wants to win the round he just stares at the screen and the game spawns arti grenades.
Just a bit boring remake of joshes joke...
Just a bit boring remake of joshes joke...
Il crush you!If i get crushed,il crush you twice stronger!!If you crush me again,then il blow up your PC!!
Re: Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
MetalWarrior95 wrote:When Chuck Norris wants to win the round he just stares at the screen and the game spawns arti grenades.
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Re: Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
chuck norris doesnt take your units, they served him the whole time
Re: Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck norris dont need laser satelite, he is the satelite laser(chop da woop ;])
Chuck norris kill the VTOLS her arms.
Chuck norris kill Dragons witch machinegun(SPARTA!)
Chuck norris kill the VTOLS her arms.
Chuck norris kill Dragons witch machinegun(SPARTA!)
Admin?Roux Le Corps wrote:when you play wz all your base are belong to chuck norris
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Re: Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck norris doesn't need to shoop da woop, he uses royal rainbowpitsiunio wrote:Chuck norris dont need laser satelite, he is the satelite laser(chop da woop ;])
Chuck norris doesnt sparta, he IS spartapitsiunio wrote:Chuck norris kill Dragons witch machinegun(SPARTA!)
Me? Admin? Theres a thread for non-chuck-norris-jokes further down in the lounge ;Ppitsiunio wrote:Roux Le Corps wrote:
when you play wz all your base are belong to chuck norris
pitsiunio wrote:Admin?
Re: Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
..pitsiunio wrote:Admin?Roux Le Corps wrote:when you play wz all your base are belong to chuck norris
Me thinks he took the meaning of "base" in another sense and was trying to report to the moderator..
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Re: Warzone Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris is the moderator.j0shdrunk0nwar wrote:Me thinks he took the meaning of "base" in another sense and was trying to report to the moderator..