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Warzone Chuck Norris jokes

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This off-topic conversation was split from Re: *cheat* The chuck norris cyborg

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When Chuck Norris plays Warzone2100, he actually changes the future.
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Chuck wins warzone games just connecting to lobby
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Saberuneko wrote:Chuck wins warzone games just connecting to lobby
nice :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Not funny.

Old and overdone joke.

Next we'll have people asking for a Flying Spaghetti Monster unit or an easter egg where units say "All your base are belong to us".

AKA completely and utterly trite and banal and old.
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True facts about CN in Warzone:

Chuck Norris don't need The Project. The Project is Chuck Norris! XD

If Chuck Norris was present in the game, it wouldn't be called Warzone 2100, it would be called Warzone 2085 :shock:

NEXUS doesn't absorve Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris absorve NEXUS!


Can someone move it to Off-Topic (Lounge Subforum) please? It's getting a lot off-topic.
Kacen wrote:Not funny.
Old and overdone joke.
Next we'll have people asking for a Flying Spaghetti Monster unit or an easter egg where units say "All your base are belong to us".
AKA completely and utterly trite and banal and old.
I don't think it isn't fun. Many people have fun creating facts about him still even right now

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when you play wz all your base are belong to chuck norris
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When Chuck Norris wants a new feature in WZ2100, he just stares at the screen, and the game reprograms itself.
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When Chuck Norris wants to win the round he just stares at the screen and the game spawns arti grenades.

Just a bit boring remake of joshes joke...
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MetalWarrior95 wrote:When Chuck Norris wants to win the round he just stares at the screen and the game spawns arti grenades.
XD XD XD
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chuck norris doesnt take your units, they served him the whole time
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Chuck norris dont need laser satelite, he is the satelite laser(chop da woop ;])
Chuck norris kill the VTOLS her arms.
Chuck norris kill Dragons witch machinegun(SPARTA!)
Roux Le Corps wrote:when you play wz all your base are belong to chuck norris
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pitsiunio wrote:Chuck norris dont need laser satelite, he is the satelite laser(chop da woop ;])
Chuck norris doesn't need to shoop da woop, he uses royal rainbow ;)
pitsiunio wrote:Chuck norris kill Dragons witch machinegun(SPARTA!)
Chuck norris doesnt sparta, he IS sparta
pitsiunio wrote:Roux Le Corps wrote:
when you play wz all your base are belong to chuck norris
pitsiunio wrote:Admin?
Me? Admin? Theres a thread for non-chuck-norris-jokes further down in the lounge ;P
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pitsiunio wrote:
Roux Le Corps wrote:when you play wz all your base are belong to chuck norris
Admin?
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Me thinks he took the meaning of "base" in another sense and was trying to report to the moderator.. :hmm:
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j0shdrunk0nwar wrote:Me thinks he took the meaning of "base" in another sense and was trying to report to the moderator.. :hmm:
Chuck Norris is the moderator.
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