What Game Environmet or Game Features in Real Life?

[Merowingg]

Hello Gentlewmen

I know many probably hate me because of this threads.. maybe I am already on sort of a black list? or maybe I exaggerate? but anyway.

I would like to ask you, what game environmet would you like to live in and why? what benefits would you gain from it, and what drowbacks?

Or what features from a game would you like to have in real life, and why? and here also what beneficts would you have from it, and what may be the drowbacks.

Feel free to open your minds, and discuss endless possibilities. Pleas type more than "I would like to have Elven wife" as althoug it may seem for some obvious why, for others may not. And are there drowbacks, or what would you gain?

I am waiting impatiently to see what will happen

Let's the implementing games into real life begun <I fira a torch on a very big elevated stone circle>

[iap]

But.... I really would like to have an Elven Wife.

[Merowingg]

Ok I am happy to hear, it is even great, but why now Sir, why

[Jorzi]

MINECRAAAAAAAAAAAFT!!!!1!!
Or at least I would like the ability to cut trees with my fists

[iap]

Ok I am happy to hear, it is even great, but why now Sir, why

Ok, she must be really pretty. She's very connected with nature, witch is a big benefit for me. She's very resourcefull, and full of practical knowladge. She can handle a bow and arrow! She cook very well, because she's connected to nature.
... An I can only imagine the sex...

[Giani]

MINECRAAAAAAAAAAAFT!!!!1!!

Don't forget about creepers...

[Merowingg]

iap

Ok you did not surprise me and thank you for the extended explanation now. What about drawbacks? Somehow you have her, she is with you, here and now, she thinks, she walks, make the only responsibilities you have her for now.. dont you think she would become angry after some time? what can you offer to her? And I assume you will not live in blocks of flats as she even if she will agree she will suffer. Will you move to live in woods? or have two houses? she is extraordinary, has sharp long ears, people will soon be concerned about the difference. A very rich man may want such thing in a cage. Or many males will have here suddenly on top list f to do.. Well I do can imagine the sex, but do you? what if she does not want to any condoms? she is pure nature, and she desire no interference. Will you follow? I assume she speaks both english and elfic language Now she shoots bow and arrow, what abouyt that? will you send her to archery club to make her enjoy her skills, or will be shoting rats and parrots outskirts? How she can use her knowledge for the good of you both? I mean she is not smart only to tell you in the mornig coffe, water? Did you know the capital of Poland is Warsaw? and you will say wooow lets have sex just examples Sir I am listening.

That is way I have found this topic very good to be started

Jorzi ok, but now.. all is so square.. and I have turned on iap's thinking on my head, the first square consequences I see are affecting women and what do you need cuttin trees with hands for? I assume you will open a woodcutter company? in some tropical woods it may be very profitable.

Giani what will you need creepers for?

[Giani]

Giani what will you need creepers for?

I never said I need them. (the creeper is a "mob" of minecraft, wich nobody like and Jorzi said "MINECRAFTTT!!!")

[Merowingg]

Giani you mean a lot of people here? and why did you type it then whatever it is and I have never played Minecraft

[iap]

iap
Did you know the capital of Poland is Warsaw?

Yes!

But seriously, I don't want to get to cultural thumbwrestling, I just hope that she will not have a polish temper.

To answer all your questions at once I must say: I don't know.
It is like seeing a girl on the other side of the room, watching her body thinking "wow" then slowly raising your sight until you see her eyes, and then, if she has the exact eyes, look, facial expression and smile you've ever wanted, you completely forget her body. The thing is, you don't ask yourself at that moment, "will I send her to archery club to make her enjoy her skills, or will be shoting rats and parrots outskirts?" ...
Oh no, at that moment, where she wave her hair in slow motion to show her pointy sexy ears you can only think about two words: "I want......."

We will resolve the condom issues later.

[Jorzi]

I can live with everything being square. In fact, maths and geometry will be much easier since we don't have to think about those nasty non-euclidean surfaces
About women: I'm afraid there's only one gender in minecraft, and sexual acts usually just involve eating lots of grain. I understand that not everyone might find the same level of enjoyment in this, but let's not forget that these things are pretty much defined by our desires.
If you were a square person in a genderless square world, chances are you would actually value these simple things much more

Hopefully we're not violating the rule of "sexually oriented content" too much by the way

[Merowingg]

iap have you ever have something in common with Polish women?

iap and you have said you would like to have elven wife. Not cool loking girl gigling when looking at you, and having this mistique something. Wife Sir wife So how will it be now?

Jorzi dont scare me but now I understand. But this squering of women damn I think I cannot imagine And I think no "no" topic rules were broken in any way.

[iap]

You know, there is a limit to a fantasy. I do not wish to imagine my future wife sitting tired in front of the TV after a long day of.... Forest adventures... But I guess she will, eventually.

About the polish women. Forgive me, maybe I was out of boundry there

[Merowingg]

About the polish women. Forgive me, maybe I was out of boundry there

All ok, I just was curious if you did have something in common with our ladies.

Yes of course there is the limit to fantasy, ant the topic is as it is, so for example if one say, he would like to be undestructable, then it would be nice to know and then what. Is he going to save people from disasters, kill people, threat people, do difficult tasks, allow people to make test on them. So the theoretically simple task by you was taken, then I would like to know how it would work. It is not the threat what I wuld like to have only, because people would just throw things, ball, rock, million dollars, cat, Monica Bellucci, banana. I would like to focus on features, consequences, results and causes too.

[iap]

I've had my encounters with polish women. They are beutifull, sometimes funny, inteligent and very (eaxtreamly) practical. But also has their down sides...

I guess the same as my imaginery Elf girl.
Listen, when I imagine me living with an Elf girl, I'm thinking like a child. A "Peter Pan" style advantures, a life in a big wooden house in the forest, talking to animals and wonderful intimic life.
This doesn't mean I will give up my Android phone, no sir! (Well, maybe if she will insist)

We will have wonderful half Elf half Human kids, witch will be able to do a lot of super human things like hearing from far and excelent weather intuition, but also go to school without wearing glasses.
We will have the best dinner in the world due to the fact that an Elf lady is a greate nature cook.

And so on. Anyway, living in this fantasy style world is much better then "sims" or even "roller coaster tycoon"...