I’ve been thinking about helping the team, but I have no idea how to. Then an idea came to me; self respect and encouragement. Oddly enough, I was once a small time forum mod for a clan of sorts, for an online browser game. When the time came to put a trouble maker out of commission with his/her constant colorful words, the honors of doing so were surprisingly delightful. Just the actions of making the forums a better place, and jaunting my nice shiny badge of respect around, (and the love I got from everybody!) it felt really good inside.
So, I want to try something. I want to try to replicate this feeling for some of the mods, or developers. Think of it as a stress relief, or another way to impose your wrathful laws upon criminal scum! But therein lies a problem; I have to break a rule, but I don’t want to offend anybody.
So perhaps, someone could *pretend* I did something bad, and give me a temporary ban? Like for maybe a day or two?
Buginator's note: How about I lock this thread, and if you make another one just like it, I will ban you then, then come over to your place with a D9, and do some remodeling for you? I am sure you would love the remodeling job I would do!
aww! your no fun!
meh'be I could post in a really old thread, necroing it just for the sake of spamming! Then you’d have to do something…
why cant you just punish me please? You know you wanna, and who’s going to complain? And if anyone asks, well, I was literally asking for it!
But if your word it final, then go ahead and lock this thing, and fall riiiight into my trap. See? If you use your awesomesauce powers to lock this, then I still would have attained my goal by making you feel good, that this is one more thread under your power-your command-at the expense of others!
This, is why you are, what you are. To keep things organized, and keep out those pesky trouble makers. To be that mediator in the conflicts of the past, and of those yet to come. And under that very watchful eye, it is yore’ of thy’ moderators, that seals the fates of those, that is deemed to be punished. So! Thout must serve thy Kingdome, and punish the wretched ones, to keep the impurities away from the fountain of youth, that many have come to know as home.
So please! You must balance the area of which many calls home! The dark, and light are not equaled, it is up to you to hand out your seeking wrath against those whom would do harm. You must! So please! I must be banned for a term for light and dark to be balanced once again!
Is that not your mission? commander?
Edit: Since I’m already on the subject, how old does a thread need to be to be considered ‘old.’ I don’t wanna accidentally post in a topic that I think is interesting, only to be necroing.’
Jimmbob wrote:I Think ClockWork may have lost his marbles!
Preposterous! I cannot lose what I have never had…
Powzone wrote:Why don't you just stay offline for some days or find yourself a dominatrix for youre desired "punishment"!?
Its actually quite startling how right on the spot you are. It must be obvious that I’ve been reading stories with BDSM in it eh? Problem is, my girlfriend probably wouldn’t like it if found a dominatrix, (unless, if I got a male dom, and she got to sit down with a glass of wine watching everything, by a cozy fireplace…hmm…) and I don’t want to freak her out by presenting her with whips and such. Plus, there is quite more satisfaction for the party whom inflicts the ban.
I mean, I could just not come here for a couple days, but that would be me doing that willingly.
But therein lies a problem; I have to break a rule, but I don’t want to offend anybody.
