Corrupt-A-Wish

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted. Your newlyfound compassion eventually leads to you being taken advantage of by some bad people, who then proceed to murder you once they're finished with you, and it's all because you were too nice for your own good.

I wish that my previous wish was corrupted so that a ton's weight of gold coins suddenly materialized above my head and crushed me to death. (That's what I expected to happen when I made that wish, but oh well, E-102's response was still funny. )

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. A ton's of weight of gold coins suddenly materialize below your head--several miles below it. It also happens that there is nothing between it and you. You fall to your gilded demise.

I wish I always knew exactly where everything is. Like a mental mapping system that provides directions to anywhere and anything.

[bendib]

Wish granted! It is awesome and amazing.

I wish people didn't have so many wishes.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted. We're so well off that we don't need to wish for anything. Sadly, things get so boring since our every desire gets satisfied instantly, that everyone just decides to cease living.

I wish that I knew how to create mods for this game (for real, since I'd really like to work on a mod that balances out the tech tree).

[NoQ]

Wish granted. You install winzip and fire your notepad.exe, but then ... Modding leads to debugging. Debugging leads to cheating. Cheating leads to the dark side

I wish the speed of light were 10 times bigger than what we currently have (that is, around 3.000.000kmps), so that we didn't suffer a necessary ~100ms ping in Europe vs. America games.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but the computer couldn't handle the new speed and blew up

i wish for for a a better warzone to stop crashing on me

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! You get an exclusive version of Warzone 2100 that never crashes!

Unfortunately, you are the only one who has this version. It cannot be used to play multiplayer with anyone else and isn't compatible with any existing modifications.

And then a squirrel bonks you in the head with an acorn for some reason.

I wish ATi hadn't killed TruForm. I wish current ATi cards were capable of it and supported it.

[bendib]

Wish granted! They just transformed it into a rock. The rock outside your door. One of them. Not sure which.

I wish for my desired outcome to come true.

[Merowingg]

Wish granted but only if you lose idea how it should look like

I wish I have a time machine

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. You end up like Yuri does at the end of Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge's Soviet campaign.

I wish for a hard, working copy of Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis for Windows PC complete with the case, manual, and pretty much everything else it was sold with, along with a strategy guide or two.

[bendib]

Wish granted. It's awesome.

I wish I knew why 3.1 beta 2 keeps taking a crap on my netbook. I even tried using the QT backend lol

[The Dominion of Duat]

wish granted but your netbook explodes unexpectedly. lol

i wish for gundam-like cyborgs in warzone.

[Searge-Major]

Wish granted, you get gummed-up like cyborgs in winter.

I wish this computer was twice as fast and had a top of the line video card.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it had 32MB of RAM

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[Searge-Major]

Wish granted,
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Binary was too large, so I used Base64 & Hex.

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