Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

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:annoyed: but - if the wish came true, how is it that i am still here. :annoyed: prevaricator! oh well. :)

wish granted. you can now clone yourself - good thing to, as all those nasty people that are after you with all their nasty blunt instruments and all... can you stay ahead of the pack... :twisted:


i wish some would lock this topic down. seeing as we are into 64 pages...
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Pfff, 64 pages. Over on Facepunch, they used to go to 126 pages (that is, about 5,000 posts before topics would auto-lock).

Aaaand they're completely uncapped now, so...

Granted! But as there wasn't actually a valid reason to lock this thread, someone else reopens it.

And then a squirrel bonks you in the head with an acorn.

I wish squirrels weren't so evil...
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wish granted. squirrels are not evil. now it is badgers, and they tear your stinking guts from your body, as you think about how dumb this last wish of yours truly was. :lol2:

i wish badgers would tear out your stinking guts.

( seriously, your guts do stink when ripped from your body, is just a fact of nature, not that i think your stinky.) :lol2:
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Wish granted, but they mail them to you in a poorly sealed cardboard box.

I wish rats would get their rightful place as a crapton more evil and bada$$ than squirrels or badgers.... (see my avatar for proof)
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Speaking about your avatar.. at about 2 a.m. I am reading forum, and suddenly I saw red tots at your rat, I thought ithin second omg WTF it is time to go to bed now.. when it blinked again I realised it was not me :P

Wish granted but..they can do so only once in their life :)

I wish beer was given for free for those who do appreciate it :)
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Wish granted! All bars go out of business,

I wish for a silent keyboard.
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Granted! Your keyboard is dropped into wet cement and is now completely and perpetually silent.

I wish I knew how to carve swords and daggers and stuff out of wood. Sounds like it would be useful to know if I were ever stranded on an island somewhere.
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Wish granted, but you do a sub-mediocre job at it every time.

I wish I would go up in a radioactive holy fire.
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BUMP!!!
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bendib wrote:I wish I would go up in a radioactive holy fire.
Granted, but unfortunately, you drown in the process.

I wish for...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz4DSIWDqg
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Granted. You receive a briefcase full of money only to find out that's fullfilled with bad printed fake money.

Sorry, i don't have anything creative to wish for, so i'll let someone to wish...
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Black Project wrote: Sorry, i don't have anything creative to wish for, so i'll let someone to wish...
ok, i will make his wish for him. i Black Project wish to be more wishfull. :lol2:
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Wish granted, you wished to be cut into thin slices with a chainsaw.

I wish for some duct tape.
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bendib wrote:Wish granted, you wished to be cut into thin slices with a chainsaw.

I wish for some duct tape.
did you not see he already wished for something. and you made it a double wish!!!! O_o
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bendib wrote:I wish for some duct tape.
Granted. You get a roll of special duct tape that permanently fuses to whatever it is put on. Have fun! :D
LOL, a secret message!
I wish for a studio-quality microphone that will work with my computer. :D
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