Corrupt-A-Wish

[neo_dragon2k]

granted; but the frachise doesnt take off untill the year 2100 after everone you ever knew is dead and burried including yourself.

I wish for more wishes.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though they'll all be corrupted like every other wish in this thread.

I wish that humans possessed regenerative powers like Wolverine from the X-Men.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but they work as slowly as normal healing.

I wish for a catfood and broken glass sandwich with WD-40 sauce.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but a bird swoops down and snatches it out of your hands right as you were about to take a bit. Then said bird suddenly remembers that it has ADHD, forgets about its new sandwich, and drops it on a passing 18-wheeler's windshield, completely blocking the driver's view. The truck then swerves and crashes into a nearby nuclear reactor, triggering a meltdown. Everyone within fifty miles of said nuclear reactor is then immediately evacuated and hazmat crews spend the next ten years cleaning it up.

And all because you just had to ask for a sandwich. Good going.

I want a sandwich!

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was a catfood and broken glass sandwich with WD-40 sauce.

I wish I could move my consciousness forward into my future self, with all the memories of the future self.

[E-102 Gamma]

So you want to kind of fast forward through time?

Granted! However, since you skipped ahead in time, you have no recollection of what you skipped, because your future self did whatever you do, meaning your future self also skipped through time just as you did.

I wish I could type on a keyboard just by looking at it.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish I could type on a keyboard just by looking at it.

wish has already been granted. ie: people like stephan hawking. is how he uses his voice app.


i wish i didnt have too use a keyboard at all, just hooked into the machine by wi-fi.

[E-102 Gamma]

i wish i didnt have too use a keyboard at all, just hooked into the machine by wi-fi.

Granted, but now you type like

I wish I could memorize the lyrics to a song just by listening to it once.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but the only song you could memorize was the barney song.

I wish that iridium was unstable.

[neo_dragon2k]

wish granted' but its side affect is that it inadvertently causes the zombie apocalypse.

I wish i knew how many licks it takes to get to center of a tootsie roll pop.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish i knew how many licks it takes to get to center of a tootsie roll pop.

wish granted!! 2 then you become impatient and bite through to the center.

i wish for the original coca cola ( made with cane sugar and not high fructose corn surgar).

[Black Project]

i wish for the original coca cola.

Wish granted! However, the coca-cola you receive is mixed with cane sugar and high fructose corn surgar too!

You end up going nuts after finding out

I wish game developers would stop putting those freaking cliffhanger endings in their games (especially you Valve! )

[lav_coyote25]

I wish game developers would stop putting those freaking cliffhanger endings in their games (especially you Valve! )

wish granted. valve now just ends abruptly, just as your going for the win... it ends. leaving you with nothing. just a big loss. you decide then and there never to play another game except warzone 2100 as it does not have any of the valve like behaviors.

i wish a new engine would be developed for warzone 2100 - so we can all have better graphics and game play.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it's about as unstable as the new unstable iridium.

I wish for another zombie apocalypse.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but it only last 15 seconds due to the fact at the same time a astroid hits the earth

i wish for less homework