Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Unfortunately, you have no ammo, and missiles for it don't come cheap. It still looks nice mounted on a wall, though.

I wish for my own nuclear reactor so I can use up all of this radioactive giant dwarf elephant shrew poop...

[bendib]

Wish granted, but you didn't know how to operate it properly and it happily spread radioactive material across the entire nation.

I wish for BOB, the world's smallest giant dwarf elephant shrew.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted , but BOB died , some one fed him wrong. we have a doug or a billy on hand...

i wish for the ammunition (cheap) for the wall mounted man portable shoulder launched anti air craft missile launcher.

[zydonk]

wish granted , but BOB died , some one fed him wrong. we have a doug or a billy on hand...

i wish for the ammunition (cheap) for the wall mounted man portable shoulder launched anti air craft missile launcher.

How about a stone or two of rotting spuds? Aim for the propellers, that way you'll get rotten chips on the side.

My wish? Well now, let me see, what do I not have? Ah yes, how about a nice slightly used copy of D'Voille's Red End Romance? Very rare, but I want slightly used so people will believe I actually read it...

[bendib]

Wish granted! It was slighty used enough that people didn't believe you read it.

I wish for a 1000 watt AC inverter

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for BOB, the world's smallest giant dwarf elephant shrew.

Hey! Get you own world's smallest giant dwarf elephant shrew. >:|

I wish for a 1000 watt AC inverter

Granted. You get 1000 watts. Enjoy!

I wish for the ability to sense catastrophes coming before they happen.

[bendib]

Granted! You sense Dec. 21 2012 and go insane.

I wish time would stop right here for four days.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish time would stop right here for four days.

Granted. However, since time stopped completely, nobody could move or think, so nobody even noticed that it stopped.

I wish I was never, ever wrong, no matter what I said.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish time would stop right here for four days.

Granted. However, since time stopped completely, nobody could move or think, so nobody even noticed that it stopped.

I wish I was never, ever wrong, no matter what I said.

wish granted! hell has now frozen over (or heated up ) depending on your view of hell.

i wish E-102 gamma was never wrong , no matter what he said.

[bendib]

Wish granted! He wasn't wrong about humanity being enslaved by ferrets either.

I wish for so much fish..... so much....

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted! He wasn't wrong about humanity being enslaved by ferrets either.

I wish for so much fish..... so much....

ummm, what ferrets??? i havent read anything about ferrets!!!

wish granted you have fish - so much fish that you very quickly become tired of fish , but come to the sudden realization that with so much fish, you have no place to put other foodstuffs... so your going to have to get used to so much fish, so much....

i wish for a 10 oz. steak - blue rare, with oven roasted vegetables and several pieces of awesome garlic buttered french baguettes. followed by a glass or two of port.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but the port was ground VGA ports unsoldered from old 1990s motherboards.

I wish for a graphics card good enough to run NTWMax2 without any lag. >:^|

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted, but the port was ground VGA ports unsoldered from old 1990s motherboards.

I wish for a graphics card good enough to run NTWMax2 without any lag. >:^|

WTF????? port = wine. seriously dude - you need to get away from your computer a bit more... get out in life and live a bit...


wish granted. unfortunately this card you wish for, was only good for about 3 minutes which then bursts into flame , taking out your family home , fortunately , you were the only one home at the time, but were so rotund that muscle atrophy had set in and you expired in a glorious ball of flame that they will be speaking of for years to come.... just because you didnt get out for exercise - let this be a lesson to all that dont get out often.

[bendib]

Bite me. No, I take that back. You would. ;^)

I wish for a pack of 3V button cell batteries.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but they're all dead.

I wish for a fully flyable Airfix model.