Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the current one had to end to make room for the new one.

I wish that Chili Cheese Corndog prices would drop to 30¢ a box.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the current one had to end to make room for the new one.

I wish that Chili Cheese Corndog prices would drop to 30¢ a box.

dream on sir, dream on. i also would like this. but reality sucks and gravity blows.

but in the interests of the thread continuing.... wish granted!! unfortunately these cheaper boxes of corndogs now contain no actual meat - it is a meat substitute - they look smell and taste like corndogs, but you know in your heart they are not - you get so depressed, you swear off corndogs forever... and start eating gerkindogs... made with real cucumbers.

i wish for a nice big helping of STFU.

[lav_coyote25]

i wish EVERYONE would read and abide by the terms of service. seriously.

Wish granted, and well... f**k that!!!1 You had that coming

I wish for the world to begin!

seriously?? you say that now, but if your silenced for a week, that wouldn't be funny now , would it???

i am fair... seriously, i am but when you or anyone says stuff that isnt rated pg13 or better - you better believe a ton of bricks would be a better thing to have come down on your head than me. just saying.

[bendib]

i wish for a nice big helping of STFU.

Wish granted! Your mouth is sewn shut by the saw guy who proceeds to have lots of "fun" running you through all his "games".

I wish lav_coyote25 would play the game properly. >:^|

[lav_coyote25]

i wish for a nice big helping of STFU.

Wish granted! Your mouth is sewn shut by the saw guy who proceeds to have lots of "fun" running you through all his "games".

I wish lav_coyote25 would play the game properly. >:^|

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and exactly how am i not playing this properly??? i thought i was doing awesome... wish granted!!! lav_coyote25 now plays the game properly - but, seeing as this is corrupt a wish... continues to play the way he always plays - to his rules. thanks.

i wish for a bottle of dom perignon 55 to be served iced and at a venue where they serve oysters and caviar... bendib will be paying for the evening out. thanks.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! However, your dom perignon 55 is replaced with water by mistake. And bendib gets his money back.

I wish for ten kilotons of TNT.

(This is TOTALLY a good idea, right?)

[lav_coyote25]

finally!!! a wish that is worth granting!!!

wish granted! awesome explosion dude!!! oh, you didnt want to blow up your parents city??? oh duuuude... not good.

i wish for a avocado !

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was mushy and had white fuzz on it.

I wish for said mushy avocado. :^P

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted, but it was mushy and had white fuzz on it.

I wish for said mushy avocado. :^P

wish granted - you are now the proud owner of a mushy bananna. oh, riiiiight it was supposed to be a mushy avocado.... hmmm here let me see if i can find one for you.... "looking in the fridge" ah yes, here ya go, a mushy squash... oh, no, that wasnt it... hmmmm riiiiight... avacado.... ok well, when i find one... i will send it to you... but for now... here is a nice grape..

i wish for a bottle of IPA. india pale ale ( misnomer due to it is not pale but a deep amber with a very awesome smell and taste.)

[bendib]

Wish granted! The bottle contained no liquid.

I wish my screenshots would not come out corrupted.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted! The bottle contained no liquid.

I wish my screenshots would not come out corrupted.

wish granted - get updated drivers. and if that does not help... then your pretty much sol. sorry.

wish is still in effect for that IPA... seems some people dont play by the rules...

[bendib]

seems some people dont play by the rules...

You?

[lav_coyote25]

seems some people dont play by the rules...

You?

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for the world's smallest giant dwarf elephant shrew.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish for the world's smallest giant dwarf elephant shrew.

wish granted! you are now the proud owner of the worlds smallest giant dwarf elephant shrew. he weighs in at 300 tons, and measures just 3 inches tall... his poop can power nuclear subs for infinity... and his name is BOB.


i wish i had a man portable shoulder launched anti air craft missile launcher.