Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted, however it has a small wasp nest inside of it, live wasps included.

I wish Dark Tranquility would release another great album in a week.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. However, since you have failed to specify which day this week is from, Dark Tranquility releases another great album a week from November 22, 2015.

I wish for a slightly adorable penguin for a pet.

[L4W]

Wish granted, but it died after you took it home.

[bendib]

Granted. It was only slightly adorable because it was dead on arrival.

I wish for a laptop cooling pad. >:^|

[lav_coyote25]

I want one of those cakes that lav_coyote25 has been asking for. They sound pretty good...

they are!! and if you were ever to taste just one small little fork full - you wouldnt be able to stop - you will eat the whole cake.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for a laptop cooling pad. >:^|

Granted. However, you have to hook it up to a nuclear power plant's cooling tower whenever you use your laptop because it runs so hot.

It's a wonder it hasn't melted yet. The cooling tower, I mean.

I wish for the world's smartest termite.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted ! your termite in the beginning is so small you need an electron microscope just to see it.... unfortunately it escapes, and unbeknownst to you it was pregnant, by the time you figured out what was happening, your house, and all your neighbours houses were nothing more than sawdust, the only reason the infestation stopped is because they ran out of wood to eat... oh did i mention that they were also mutants, and could grow to the size of t-rex? hmmm must have slipped my mind.

i wish there were a place for McCarthyism acolytes and their ilk... preferably in a hot underground place....

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was a nice, warm underground copy of Fiji.

I wish the earth was a malted milk ball.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted! unfortunately the sun melted it and it flowed all over the milky way... don't you just hate that when that happens??? chocolate malt all over your milky way???? if you don't get this then your practically brain dead.

i wish for a medium sized Kolarabi , a knife and a salt shaker. is best eaten raw, in the middle of your garden.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but the shaker sprinkled your eyes, the Kolarabi landed in the toilet, and the knife landed in your skull.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted, but the shaker sprinkled your eyes, the Kolarabi landed in the toilet, and the knife landed in your skull.

hello!!! is this thing on "knock,knock,knock" hello.... is best eaten raw, in the middle of your garden.

you have a toilet in your garden??? please to be reading the whole story.... thanks and your wishing for what???

well here it is !!! wish granted!!! you wished for nothing!! which is exactly what your going to get. nothing.

[bendib]

Yes I have a toilet in my garden! Doesn't everyone? :^P

I wish that lav_coyote25 would be more friendly.

[IgorBrehm]

Wish granted.

EDIT: i wish that this guy with the rat avatar put a cat avatar

[lav_coyote25]

Yes I have a toilet in my garden! Doesn't everyone? :^P

I wish that lav_coyote25 would be more friendly.

i would grant your wish but unfortunately i have to contend with individuals that don't read the terms of service. now, when and if that ever happens - i will be the most friendly person on this site. until then - careful of the postings. thanks for reading.

i wish EVERYONE would read and abide by the terms of service. seriously.

[driver4]

i wish EVERYONE would read and abide by the terms of service. seriously.

Wish granted, and well... f**k that!!!1 You had that coming

I wish for the world to begin!