Corrupt-A-Wish

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted. Now they pwn everyone in their wake.

I wish for a neural interface that could translate my thoughts into WZScript.

wish granted!! now when you get that task done - we will have several more tasks for you to do.. by the end of the day right!!

i wish goth had that interface - things would be so much easier...

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

Wish granted, providing that the next wish gets met:

I wish for said neural interface to apply to ALL programming languages now.

(There, now everything can get done. )

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted, providing that the next wish gets met:

I wish for said neural interface to apply to ALL programming languages now.

(There, now everything can get done. )

wish granted!! are you done yet??? now? now? ... now? why not ?????? hey are you done yet.... am i getting to be annoying yet???? now? how about now....

[cybersphinx]

Wish granted. You are annying now and get banned.

I wish I didn't have to think of a wish now.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted. You are annying now and get banned.

I wish I didn't have to think of a wish now.

awesome!!!! yeah!!! totally , totally awesome!!!!

wish granted!!! your head explodes - from the pressure of trying to keep from wishing... R.I.P. and tell satan i am on my way... no scratch that ...hell wont have me - i keep trying to take over...

i wish hell were a nice place to live...

[driver4]

i wish hell were a nice place to live...

Wish granted... but unfortunately, hell doesn't exist!

I wish for a pokemon to be real and be everyones friend forever until it never dies!

[lav_coyote25]

i wish hell were a nice place to live...

Wish granted... but unfortunately, hell doesn't exist!

I wish for a pokemon to be real and be everyones friend forever until it never dies!

hell exists!!! i am there now. pokeman do not exist... and ...never dies...riiiiight...

wish granted pokeman are real, it is you that will never die!!! nver, is a very Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time... are you sure you want this wish... trust me, you will be begging for death at the end of all things...

[bendib]

I wish all crackers, saltine and otherwise, would be ground into a fine power and launched into the sun.

[lav_coyote25]

ummmm k wish granted... the sun goes nova due to all the chemicals in the crackers... earth is destroyed! thank you very much bendib. now look at what you did.

i wish the sun WOULD go nova...

[bendib]

Wish granted. A star several thousand lightyears away goes nova...
You didn't specify WHICH sun....

I wish I never had trouble getting to sleep.

[lav_coyote25]

answering a wish that way - no wonder you dont get any sleep...

wish granted!! unfortunately your intake of caffeinated products precludes your getting ANY sleep for at least the next 10 to 12 YEARS!!!!!

i like this now!!! is fun!!!

i wish i had 2 wishes for every 1 that everyone else gets.

[bendib]

Wish granted! They both end up blowing up in your face!

I wish I could go kick whoever conceived css right in the jewels...

[driver4]

Wish granted! They both end up blowing up in your face!

I wish I could go kick whoever conceived css right in the jewels...

Wish granted, but unfortunately whoever conceived css doesn't have any jewels!

I wish a puppy would do a backflip into a pit of lava!

[E-102 Gamma]

i wish hell were a nice place to live...

Wish granted... but unfortunately, hell doesn't exist!

Let's not turn this into a religious argument, 'kay?

I wish all crackers, saltine and otherwise, would be ground into a fine power and launched into the sun.

Saltines! Eugh. I hear ya'.

Edit: DOUBLE NINJA'D!

I wish a puppy would do a backflip into a pit of lava!

Granted. Unfortunately for your evil shoulder-angel, the puppy was lava-proof, and jumps back out of the lava smelling like a rose (and various volcanic rocks as well).

I wish Facepunch members were nicer...

[bendib]

Wish granted. It was a creepy kind of nicer.

I wish for a box of cherry Nyancats.