Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Your laptop now freezes onto your pants and fries itself with condensation every time you use it.

I wish for an invisibility watch.

Edit: Aaaaand I just thought of the perfect way to corrupt my own wish.

[bendib]

Granted. Your laptop now freezes onto your pants and fries itself with condensation every time you use it.

I wish for an invisibility watch.

Edit: Aaaaand I just thought of the perfect way to corrupt my own wish.

Wish granted, your watch is invisible.

I wish that people would quit being so irritatingly formal and strict over things that are just trivial at best.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. People now declare war over things that are trivial. There are many casualties.

I wish for a gun that shoots medicine, so I can be real intimidatin'!

[bendib]

Granted. People now declare war over things that are trivial. There are many casualties.

I wish for a gun that shoots medicine, so I can be real intimidatin'!

Wish granted, it shoots cough syrup.

I wish I could visit parallel universes.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish I could visit parallel universes.

Wish granted. You are now four-dimensional. You can now feel and see in four dimensions. You see every 3-D space at once, all lined up and completely separate from each other.

Unfortunately, the human brain was never designed to be able to handle four dimensions, so yours goes on overload and you fall into a coma. Since you are four-dimensional, only part of you is in our plane of existence, so you cannot receive proper medical attention.

I wish for a sandwich.

[kracker]

I wish I could visit parallel universes.

Wish granted. You are now four-dimensional. You can now feel and see in four dimensions. You see every 3-D space at once, all lined up and completely separate from each other.

Unfortunately, the human brain was never designed to be able to handle four dimensions, so yours goes on overload and you fall into a coma. Since you are four-dimensional, only part of you is in our plane of existence, so you cannot receive proper medical attention.

I wish for a sandwich.

Wish granted. You get a SANDwich.

I wish for some juice right now.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You stand under Niagara falls. Let's just say you're no longer thirsty...

I wish for my own personal dropship.

[bendib]

Granted. You stand under Niagara falls. Let's just say you're no longer thirsty...

I wish for my own personal dropship.

Wish granted, but it's shot down by a sunburst emplacement. ONE sunburst emplacement.

I wish for a box of paperclips.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get a box of iron ore. Go make your own paperclips.

I wish I could find my Jazz Jackrabbit 2 disk. I'm sure it was around here somewhere...

[milo christiansen]

Wish granted: you find your disk but its cracked and so you have to download a copy from digiex.

I wish my new mouse had arrived in today's mail.

[bendib]

Wish granted: you find your disk but its cracked and so you have to download a copy from digiex.

I wish my new mouse had arrived in today's mail.

Wish granted, but it was smashed in the mail processing system.

I wish I had some #$%*@! peace of mind...

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish I had some #$%*@! peace of mind...

Granted. You now have one 1/4th of your mind.

I wish I could play the Hungarian Rhapsody #2 on the piano.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted! but it sounds more like bethovens 5th

i wish some one had told me gold was going to be 1,600.00 dollars per ounce a few years ago... i would have bought at 300.00 per ounce and be RICH now!!!!

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Unfortunately, you only bought 0.0000125 ounces of gold for whatever reason, leaving you with two cents worth of gold now.

I wish for a spaceship disguised as a giant ham sandwich. Nobody will suspect a thing.

[bendib]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the cloaking device had to actually turn the ship into a giant ham sandwich to make a respectable sandwich disguise, which ruined the de-cloaking device. Btw, the sandwich has no life support. >:^)

I wish for a box of pepperoni hot pockets.