Corrupt-A-Wish

kracker · Post by **kracker** » 30 Jun 2011, 15:56

I wish for real, non-counterfeit money.

Lots of it.

Wisler · Post by **Wisler** » 30 Jun 2011, 17:33

Wish granted you win 10,000,000$ on the lottery even though you never entered, unfortunately you spend all the money on a massive pile of cocain and two sub machine guns and develop a Cuban accent, then everything just goes down hill till you get shot.

I wish people would read this wish.

kracker · Post by **kracker** » 01 Jul 2011, 04:27

Wisler wrote:Wish granted you win 10,000,000$ on the lottery even though you never entered, unfortunately you spend all the money on a massive pile of cocain and two sub machine guns and develop a Cuban accent, then everything just goes down hill till you get shot.

I wish people would read this wish.

Wish granted, so many people read it that the web sever crashed.

I wish I could think of a wish right now.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 01 Jul 2011, 05:22

kracker wrote:
Wisler wrote:Wish granted you win 10,000,000$ on the lottery even though you never entered, unfortunately you spend all the money on a massive pile of cocain and two sub machine guns and develop a Cuban accent, then everything just goes down hill till you get shot.

I wish people would read this wish.
Wish granted, so many people read it that the web sever crashed.

I wish I could think of a wish right now.

Wish granted, you wished for a large salmon to be jammed up your left nostril.

I wish I had a 100mbps internet connection.

kracker · Post by **kracker** » 01 Jul 2011, 15:57

bendib wrote:
kracker wrote:
Wisler wrote:Wish granted you win 10,000,000$ on the lottery even though you never entered, unfortunately you spend all the money on a massive pile of cocain and two sub machine guns and develop a Cuban accent, then everything just goes down hill till you get shot.

I wish people would read this wish.
Wish granted, so many people read it that the web sever crashed.

I wish I could think of a wish right now.
Wish granted, you wished for a large salmon to be jammed up your left nostril.

I wish I had a 100mbps internet connection.

Wish granted. but you only had it 2 seconds of the day...

I wish I had a better gpu and cpu.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 01 Jul 2011, 21:04

Granted. You get a GTX 480 and an i7 980. Unfortunately, the GTX 480 is overclocked to 6000 MHz and the i7 is overclocked to 6 GHz, and they both quickly overheat and melt themselves.

I wish I owned the worst video card ever.

Corrupt that.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 02 Jul 2011, 03:48

E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted. You get a GTX 480 and an i7 980. Unfortunately, the GTX 480 is overclocked to 6000 MHz and the i7 is overclocked to 6 GHz, and they both quickly overheat and melt themselves.

I wish I owned the worst video card ever.

Corrupt that.

wish granted!!!!! you have the worlds worst video card ever. fortunately it blows up just as you realize that it is the ONLY vid card your machine can use... oh darn!

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 02 Jul 2011, 06:07

I wish that the fourth dimension's existence would be proven tomorrow.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 02 Jul 2011, 06:27

bendib wrote:I wish that the fourth dimension's existence would be proven tomorrow.

wish sort of granted... this was already proven a few years back. do you wish to have a different wish or do you wish this one to continue.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 04 Jul 2011, 14:00

lav_coyote25 wrote:
bendib wrote:I wish that the fourth dimension's existence would be proven tomorrow.
wish sort of granted... this was already proven a few years back. do you wish to have a different wish or do you wish this one to continue.

No, the possibility of it's existence was proven, but it was never proven that it DID exist.

kracker · Post by **kracker** » 04 Jul 2011, 22:14

bendib wrote:
lav_coyote25 wrote:
bendib wrote:I wish that the fourth dimension's existence would be proven tomorrow.
wish sort of granted... this was already proven a few years back. do you wish to have a different wish or do you wish this one to continue.
No, the possibility of it's existence was proven, but it was never proven that it DID exist.

I wish I had unlimited soda.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 04 Jul 2011, 23:32

wish granted! you can go to A&W fast food place and have the endless soda...

i wish A&W had endless burgers and fries... to go along with the endless soda's...

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 05 Jul 2011, 05:19

lav_coyote25 wrote:wish granted! you can go to A&W fast food place and have the endless soda...

i wish A&W had endless burgers and fries... to go along with the endless soda's...

Wish granted! You end up weighing as much as me!

I wish that more games were hosted that I would enjoy.

kracker · Post by **kracker** » 06 Jul 2011, 20:17

bendib wrote: Wish granted! You end up weighing as much as me!

I wish that more games were hosted that I would enjoy.

What does bendib enjoy?

Wish granted, but all the games you like were hosted when you were asleep. (Well, some don't sleep.)

I wish I could make maps.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 07 Jul 2011, 00:33

Granted. You download a map-making program.

I wish for an orbital Ion Cannon.

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