Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

Nobody corrupted my wish.

I wish that my heartburn would go away forever.

Granted! Your heart now runs at 40 degrees kelvin.

I wish that all of my processors would run at 40 degrees kelvin.

[bendib]

I wish that all of my processors would run at 40 degrees kelvin.

Wish granted, but your whole board does. It dies an icy death.

I wish I was much less of a coward :^3

[ClockWork]

Wish granted, but now you’re less of anything since your Pancreas exploded, traveling up all the way to your Tricia, and Cardiac muscles seizing and splitting open. Like the heart just rips open, kind of like a really buttered, freshly hot biscuit as the bread melts around a cut when you split it in half. The surface of your organs begin to convulse and pump, the very thin and mucus layer of slime like liquid wafting around. If you feel the organs and just hold it in your hand, it actually has a very smooth texture to it, like a near gelatin mass of something being held in a sack made of water. It’s like a glob of ultra super smooth jello that imprints in your hand, and dangles off the side of your palm as it squirms and moves around, dieing.

I wish I were happy!

[bendib]

I wish I were happy!

Wish granted, you become a serial killer, which gives you a sick form of pleasure.

I wish I didn't have headaches when I woke up every day.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You stop sleeping under your couch, and thus, stop bonking your head on the underside of it every morning when you wake up.

I wish that ClockWork won't corrupt any of my wishes.

[Wisler]

Wish granted, but i corrupted it instead.

I wish that no one corrupts my wish.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish corrupted. Ha.

I wish for a 98-inch Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza.

[bendib]

Wish corrupted. Ha.

I wish for a 98-inch Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza.

Wish granted, but it had previously been run over by 27 16 wheelers.

I wish that advertising would be reduced worldwide by 30%.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. However, all remaining advertising is done with alien hypnosis technology, forcing you to buy whatever the ads want you to.

I wish for some alien hypnosis technology!

[bendib]

Granted. However, all remaining advertising is done with alien hypnosis technology, forcing you to buy whatever the ads want you to.

I wish for some alien hypnosis technology!

Wish granted, but you accidentally hypnotize yourself to eat your vomited up feces, regurgitate, and repeat.

I wish that Nexus was the one using tank killer against scourge. >:^|

[kracker]

Granted. However, all remaining advertising is done with alien hypnosis technology, forcing you to buy whatever the ads want you to.

I wish for some alien hypnosis technology!

Wish granted, but you accidentally hypnotize yourself to eat your vomited up feces, regurgitate, and repeat.

I wish that Nexus was the one using tank killer against scourge. >:^|

Wish granted, However, they have thousands of tank killer units and vtol.. and you slowly die.

I wish video recording would work better.

[bendib]

Granted. However, all remaining advertising is done with alien hypnosis technology, forcing you to buy whatever the ads want you to.

I wish for some alien hypnosis technology!

Wish granted, but you accidentally hypnotize yourself to eat your vomited up feces, regurgitate, and repeat.

I wish that Nexus was the one using tank killer against scourge. >:^|

Wish granted, However, they have thousands of tank killer units and vtol.. and you slowly die.

I wish video recording would work better.

Wish granted! Everyone resets their displays to 640x480@60hz@16 colors.

I wish that the plasmite balance from 2.3.7 would be restored in 2.3.9.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! Everyone resets their displays to 640x480@60hz@16 colors.

16 colors?

Don't you mean 16 BPP (Bits Per Pixel)?

[NoQ]

No way! Only CGA!

[bendib]

No way! Only CGA!

Thanks NoQ, now grant my wish! :^3