Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, though it involves climbing over Mt. Everest and swimming across the Atlantic ocean.

I wish for M&Ms! Lots and LOTS of M&Ms!

[bendib]

Granted, though it involves climbing over Mt. Everest and swimming across the Atlantic ocean.

I wish for M&Ms! Lots and LOTS of M&Ms!

Wish granted. You are crushed to death by a two ton bag of peanut M&Ms.

I wish that all batteries lasted 8 times as long as they do.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but they are all three times less powerful now.

I wish that rain would fall upwards.

[kracker]

Granted, but they are all three times less powerful now.

I wish that rain would fall upwards.

Wish granted. However, it was acid rain that was continually shot upwards, and everyone got sick and slowwly died.

I wish for something to eat now. Bye!

[bendib]

Wish granted. It was a microwaved gorilla foot with ketchup.

I wish for new motherboards for all my desktops.

[kracker]

Wish granted. It was a microwaved gorilla foot with ketchup.

I wish for new motherboards for all my desktops.

Wish granted. However, it couldn't fit and you had to buy a new chassis.

I wish I could eat frog's legs.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish I could eat frog's legs.

Granted. You can now eat frog's legs.

Unfortunately, however, frog's legs are now the only thing you can digest.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Twix bars.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but the twixs are from 1932 and are way expired and when u eat them you have to go to the hosiptal and pay a 1,000,000 bill

i wish for my sister to stop using my laptop

[bendib]

wish granted but the twixs are from 1932 and are way expired and when u eat them you have to go to the hosiptal and pay a 1,000,000 bill

i wish for my sister to stop using my laptop

Wish granted. She runs it over with a 16 wheeler.

I wish that there were simple, satisfying answers to all life's questions.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. That answer is "because".

I wish that all of my processors would run at 40 degrees kelvin.

[lav_coyote25]

Granted. That answer is "because".

I wish that all of my processors would run at 40 degrees kelvin.

?????? -387.4 degrees F ????? a bit much overkill isnt it???

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. That answer is "because".

I wish that all of my processors would run at 40 degrees kelvin.

?????? -387.4 degrees F ????? a bit much overkill isnt it???

Hardly. Some extreme overclockers completely submerge their processors in liquid helium. Helium liquifies at around 2 or 3 degrees kelvin.

So no, it wouldn't be overkill.

[bendib]

Granted. That answer is "because".

I wish that all of my processors would run at 40 degrees kelvin.

?????? -387.4 degrees F ????? a bit much overkill isnt it???

Hardly. Some extreme overclockers completely submerge their processors in liquid helium. Helium liquifies at around 2 or 3 degrees kelvin.

So no, it wouldn't be overkill.

Overkill = 150 Heavy Cannon Mantis Hover vs. 10 lancer scorpion tracks.
OR: Laser satellite strike on one combat engineer.

I wish for a new ethernet cable.

[kracker]

Wish granted. However, the cable was 1 mm long...(the cord).
I wish I had more RAM.

[bendib]

Wish granted. However, the cable was 1 mm long...(the cord).
I wish I had more RAM.

Wish granted. Your house is destroyed by 1,500 rams.

I wish that my heartburn would go away forever.