Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

I wish I knew how to model.

Wish granted, but you are only capable of modelling evil teletubbies (you know, with red eyes and fangs)

I wish that there were antimatter galaxies, stars, and planets.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but they were all countered by their matter counterparts.

I wish I was four-dimensional.

[bendib]

Granted, but they were all countered by their matter counterparts.

I wish I was four-dimensional.

Wish granted. You are pushed out of the 3D membrane and into 4 space with no (4D) air.

I wish for a piece of delicious Texas Toast garlic bread.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get a piece of French toast.

I wish for precognition (the ability to see the future).

[bendib]

Granted. You get a piece of French toast.

I wish for precognition (the ability to see the future).

Wish granted. You REALLY don't like what you see. (earth's invasion by evil teletubbies)

I wish for more colorful paperclips.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Colorful paperclips now absolutely flood your house. They fill up every drawer and are attached to every piece of paper and every fold of clothing.

I wish for a 640 TB hard drive.

[bendib]

Granted. Colorful paperclips now absolutely flood your house. They fill up every drawer and are attached to every piece of paper and every fold of clothing.

I wish for a 640 TB hard drive.

Wish granted, but no system you have is able to support it.

I wish for pretzels and peanut butter. :^3

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get bagels and apple butter. Enjoy.

I wish for a system that supports my shiny new 640 TB hard drive.

[kracker]

Granted. You get bagels and apple butter. Enjoy.

I wish for a system that supports my shiny new 640 TB hard drive.

Wish Granted. However, the hard drive was so big it couldn't fit.

I wish my torrents worked a bit faster.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. They now work so fast that they fry everyone's routers.

I wish for completely free 92x CSAA for every game I play (be it on PC or not).

[bendib]

I wish my torrents worked a bit faster.

Aaaarrrgh.

[Warzone_Fan]

Granted. They now work so fast that they fry everyone's routers.

I wish for completely free 92x CSAA for every game I play (be it on PC or not).

granted but your game cant hold all that in a single game and it crashes everytime you start a game

i wish the reality in Person 4 would be real

[ClockWork]

Wish granted, but both our realities collide, creating a problem with atoms smashing together and creating a nuclear blast within every single point of the planet where an atom is present.

I wish ties were easier to put on.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but both our realities collide, creating a problem with atoms smashing together and creating a nuclear blast within every single point of the planet where an atom is present.

I wish ties were easier to put on.

Wish granted! All ties must now be attached by stabbing the three inch spike into your neck.

I wish that the messed up cartilage inside my nose was fixed.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but now the cartigale is messed up in your ears

i wish for a a way to get out of writing peoms i hate writing thoughs things