Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Granted. You now get over 2000 FPS when you play Warzone.

However, your video card and processor are actually somehow rendering all of those frames, so they quickly overheat and melt.

You also get only two FPS when you play Minesweeper or Solitaire.

I wish my GTX 460 somehow supported ATi Truform.

Wish granted, but it causes your card to melt too.

I wish I had a can of WD-40. My deskfan's doing that thing where it squeaks real loud and then stops again.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get a roll of duct tape.

I wish for a 60-foot-long (well-fed ) anaconda so I can say to kracker "My snake is bigger than yours. "

[bendib]

Granted. You get a roll of duct tape.

I wish for a 60-foot-long (well-fed ) anaconda so I can say to kracker "My snake is bigger than yours. "

Wish granted, but your "other" snake is a shriveled grape.

I wish for a baked badger.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get a deep-fat-fried wolverine.

I wish I had a massive top-secret complex base thing deep underground.

[bendib]

Granted. You get a deep-fat-fried wolverine.

I wish I had a massive top-secret complex base thing deep underground.

Wish granted, but there is no exit.

I wish for oodles of noodles.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Chaos is now completely smothered in overcooked Raman noodles.

I wish for an exit to my massive top-secret complex base thing deep underground.

[bendib]

Granted. Chaos is now completely smothered in overcooked Raman noodles.

I wish for an exit to my massive top-secret complex base thing deep underground.

Wish granted, but it leads to hell.

I wish these noodles weren't overcooked.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. They are no longer cooked at all. They're not even moistened.

I wish colds no longer existed. And maybe the flu, too.

[bendib]

Granted. They are no longer cooked at all. They're not even moistened.

I wish colds no longer existed. And maybe the flu, too.

Wish granted, the cold and flu no longer exist, but Hepatitis and AIDS become airborn.

I wish I had a box of those little rectangular crackers they give with soups at Village Inn.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but they taste like and may or may not be made of cardboard.

I wish for a box that's much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

[bendib]

Granted, but they taste like and may or may not be made of cardboard.

I wish for a box that's much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

Wish granted. You rip a gaping four mile big hole in the universe with your fancy impossible box. Good going.

I wish I had a vjufhjedfgktewrgtlmeklrtgmvopetf.

[zydonk]

Granted, but they taste like and may or may not be made of cardboard.

I wish for a box that's much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

Wish granted. You rip a gaping four mile big hole in the universe with your fancy impossible box. Good going.

I wish I had a vjufhjedfgktewrgtlmeklrtgmvopetf.

Do you want Mark I or Mark II. Mark I goes ditziesty, while Mark II is more ghutyr - which some might regard as a bit too campy.

I would like a Mark II. I like camping - out under the clear night sky, some decent gear, some decent company. It has it all...

[bendib]

Granted, but they taste like and may or may not be made of cardboard.

I wish for a box that's much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

Wish granted. You rip a gaping four mile big hole in the universe with your fancy impossible box. Good going.

I wish I had a vjufhjedfgktewrgtlmeklrtgmvopetf.

Do you want Mark I or Mark II. Mark I goes ditziesty, while Mark II is more ghutyr - which some might regard as a bit too campy.

I would like a Mark II. I like camping - out under the clear night sky, some decent gear, some decent company. It has it all...

Mark I please. :^3

[zydonk]

Granted, but they taste like and may or may not be made of cardboard.

I wish for a box that's much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

Wish granted. You rip a gaping four mile big hole in the universe with your fancy impossible box. Good going.

I wish I had a vjufhjedfgktewrgtlmeklrtgmvopetf.

Do you want Mark I or Mark II. Mark I goes ditziesty, while Mark II is more ghutyr - which some might regard as a bit too campy.

I would like a Mark II. I like camping - out under the clear night sky, some decent gear, some decent company. It has it all...

Mark I please. :^3

Only problem with the Mark I version - especially since the last update - is that it tends to go down badly in the vertyunjkio, which is okay on country lanes but is a bitch in town. The suppliers advice that you should get a trolley if you want to truckle it around the Street, but the trolley has its own problems and. besides, costs a bomb to discharge....

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish I knew how to model.