Corrupt-A-Wish

[Black Project]

I wish I had two large Domino's sausage and pepperoni pizzas.

Wish granted

Unfortunately, after eating your food, you don't realize that they were contaminated with Anthrax

You sadly passes out in a matter of hours...

I wish that the cake was not a lie


BP

[bendib]

I wish I had two large Domino's sausage and pepperoni pizzas.

I wish that the cake was not a lie

Wish granted, but the cake is four years old.

kill meeeee

I wish the sky was a richer color of blue.

[Black Project]

Wish granted, but the cake is four years old.

An interesting coincidence: Portal is 4 years old too (3 years & 8 months to be honest) since it has been released, so that would make sense with the 4 years old cake

Back on topic:

I wish the sky was a richer color of blue.

Wish granted, but it was only for a single day and for getting things worse, the weather was cloudy, no one else in the world (even you) could saw that richer-colered blue sky in that day.

I wish the WZ Dev Team could get more man power, so things would get easy with the development of the game

BP

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for a jar of dirt.

Wish granted, but it was filled with maggots and blue fungus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s

HEALTH 100

I wish the WZ Dev Team could get more man power, so things would get easy with the development of the game

Granted, but they spend a bit too much hiring employees and go bankrupt. Warzone is up in the air again!

I wish for the ability to walk through walls!

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted! unfortunately half way through a concrete wall , your power is interrupted and you coalesce inside of the concrete wall - you are now dead. entombed. never to play warzone 2100 again. are you happy now????

i wish i didnt have to write so many obits ( obituaries) for people that wish to walk through walls,.

[bendib]

i wish i didnt have to write so many obits ( obituaries) for people that wish to walk through walls,.

Wish granted! You have to write obituaries for millions of cute fuzzy bunnies instead.

I wish there weren't so many players who research only weapons and forget everything else and wonder why they get owned.

[lav_coyote25]

wish will never be granted... why ? you may ask.... cause they are basically in a hurry to die early. thank god for players who research only weapons.

wish will be granted at a later date.... perhaps when they learn...

i wish for a hamburger today... ( old character from popeye - remember the hamburger poacher , wimpy?? )

[bendib]

wish will never be granted... why ? you may ask.... cause they are basically in a hurry to die early. thank god for players who research only weapons.

wish will be granted at a later date.... perhaps when they learn...

i wish for a hamburger today... ( old character from popeye - remember the hamburger poacher , wimpy?? )

Wish granted, but they forgot the onions. (NOOOO!!!)

I wish I had some replacement capacitors for the bad ones on my desktop's board.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but the replacements are also bad.

I wish these darn starlings would just take a hike already.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted. they do take a hike. but they come back for you, and crap all over your most important stuff.

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

I wish that Ramen Noodles were the primary food group of most coders and gamers. Yummies!

[kracker]

I wish that Ramen Noodles were the primary food group of most coders and gamers. Yummies!

Wish granted. However, the world ran out of them...

I wish I had a pet snake.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get a 30 foot long anaconda. And it's hungry.

Good luck.

I wish for a pet salamander or frog or something.

[bendib]

Granted. You get a 30 foot long anaconda. And it's hungry.

Good luck.

I wish for a pet salamander or frog or something.

Wish granted, you get a poisonous toad. You touch it and die.

I wish I got a lot more fps in warzone.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You now get over 2000 FPS when you play Warzone.

However, your video card and processor are actually somehow rendering all of those frames, so they quickly overheat and melt.

You also get only two FPS when you play Minesweeper or Solitaire.

I wish my GTX 460 somehow supported ATi Truform.