Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted, problem is it's TOO large and now you're stone deaf AND blind.

I wish that insurance company guys actually worked for you instead of for their stockholders. Argh.

(Damage to the house, claims guy took 4 days to show up for pictures... and acted like they wouldn't cover squat.)

Wish granted, but they make very crappy employees.

I wish that all new electronics would be extremely durable, e.g. you can drop your PC from a 10th story window and it will survive.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but they're three times as expensive now.

I wish for a working 98 core processor (with hyperthreading).

[matthewfarmery]

wish granted, but you can't use, as there is no motherboard that it will go in, as nothing supports it

I wish time went backwards

[NoQ]

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Guys, look at "Most active topic:" field in your profile from time to time (:
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[bendib]

Granted, but they're three times as expensive now.

I wish for a working 98 core processor (with hyperthreading).

Wish granted, but the millisecond this wonder CPU starts, it explodes with the force of a thousand nukes. The world as we knew it...ended... We were determined to build a new world out of the ruins. We were ready to begin...The Project.

I wish I was more creative.

[E-102 Gamma]

wish granted, but you can't use, as there is no motherboard that it will go in, as nothing supports it

I wish time went backwards

Didn't you hear? It went backwards last Tuesday.

Granted, but they're three times as expensive now.

I wish for a working 98 core processor (with hyperthreading).

Wish granted, but the millisecond this wonder CPU starts, it explodes with the force of a thousand nukes. The world as we knew it...ended... We were determined to build a new world out of the ruins. We were ready to begin...The Project.

I wish I was more creative.

Granted. You are now a sound card.

A Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium, to be exact.

I wish for the ability to bend light with my mind.

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

Wish granted. You may now bend light with your mind. However, it only works with infra-red light.

I wish that Stargate Universe didn't get cancelled.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but all of the main characters have been replaced.

I wish for a wish.

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

Wish granted. You are now eligible for an extra wish.

I wish supper made itself.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but it only made a crumb of bread

i wish for my sore throat and fever to be gone

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

Wish granted. However, your appendix needs to be removed immediately.

I wish for a couple of Hot Pockets, nicely microwaved, on a plate and sitting in front of me.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but there is a toxin in them and u die

i wish for my all of my homework to be done

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted all your home work will be done for the rest of your natural life... unfortunately it is YOU that has to do it... and do it NOW!!!!!!! or i will call your parents to advise them your not doing your homework, and your asking everyone to do it for you...

i wish for the old school system where they used to smack BunkerBlaster if BunkerBlaster got out of line... not this namby pamby sh@t they have these days...

[BunkerBlaster]

Edit: Deleted my post because it was changed by someone.

[bendib]

i wish for the old school system where they used to smack BunkerBlaster if BunkerBlaster got out of line... not this namby pamby sh@t they have these days...

Wish granted, for every student that gets out of line they come and "smack BunkerBlaster" as you wished. BunkerBlaster rear is sore from being paddled and BunkerBlaster fingers are swollen from being hit with a ruler. BunkerBlaster cannot sit down and BunkerBlaster cannot type. BunkerBlaster now standing on one foot trying to type with the toes of the other foot so BunkerBlaster can moderate.

I wish all TV shows were aired live like they once were, instead of pre-recorded like they are now.

Wish granted, but all the awful mistakes and horrific gore filled accidents that sometimes happen and are edited out with pre-recorded stuff are always visible.

I wish that all your tacos are belong to me.