Corrupt-A-Wish

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted - now you can get food poisoning from coast to coast... no waiting.

i wish gas and food prices were not affected by speculators.

[matthewfarmery]

wish granted, but food and gas prices fall to rock bottom levels, so cheap that everyone buys all that they want, but soon realise there isn't anything left, so a fight for the last scraps insure, and the world goes into the longest depression known to man, and evolution goes backwards, to a more barbaric state, and the world never recovers from this

thanks to you, the end is near

I wish I owned a race horse

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted. unfortunately the horse stumbles breaking YOU in half... he survives.

i wish the world would end right now! now!... see this is futile.

[BunkerBlaster]

i wish the world would end right now! now!... see this is futile.

Wish granted, Just as you hit the submit button you teleport to another world and it explodes.

I wish EditWorld was updated.

[lav_coyote25]

i also wish editworld was updated...

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

Wish granted. However, Editworld breaks simply from being updated, however.

I wish that chili cheese fries played nice with my stomach.

[matthewfarmery]

wish granted, but now other foods don't play nice anymore

I wish for world peace

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get a cup of dirt.

(Get it? World piece? A cup of dirt is part of the earth. )

I wish for a bigger cup of dirt than yours!

[BunkerBlaster]

I wish for a bigger cup of dirt than yours!

Wish granted, your cup runneth over. Dump Truck drops off a pile in front of your home. What is that smell? Its dirt from a dairy farm!!!

I wish I had more time to play Warzone and not work so much.

[matthewfarmery]

wish granted, but now you are stuck glued to your monitor, unable to move, you are compelled to play warzone2100 for ever, even long after you are bored of it, you are unable to move away from your computer or play anything else

I wish the sky is a green colour instead of blue

[bendib]

wish granted, but now you are stuck glued to your monitor, unable to move, you are compelled to play warzone2100 for ever, even long after you are bored of it, you are unable to move away from your computer or play anything else

I wish the sky is a green colour instead of blue

Wish granted, but it was due to high concentrations of chlorine gas.

I wish that I knew php and that my HTML pages didn't look like a poop smear.

[matthewfarmery]

wish granted, but no one bothers to visit your hand made pages, so the effort is wasted

I wish the world was swallowed by a black hole

[E-102 Gamma]

Uhh... Wish granted?

How am I supposed to corrupt this one?

Oh, yes.

The world is swallowed by a black hole.

However, it was all a GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY.

The world survives, completely unaffected by the black hole that supposedly swallowed it (that also may or may not have actually existed), taxes are raised, jobs are destroyed, and our economies CRUMBLE!

Those crazy Americans...

I wish for popsicle.

[matthewfarmery]

wish granted, but melts as soon as you touch the stuff

I wish for a massive TV and surround system

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

Wish granted, problem is it's TOO large and now you're stone deaf AND blind.

I wish that insurance company guys actually worked for you instead of for their stockholders. Argh.

(Damage to the house, claims guy took 4 days to show up for pictures... and acted like they wouldn't cover squat.)