Corrupt-A-Wish

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 13 May 2011, 19:01

Granted. You get a large pepperoni and sausage pizza, but instead of being from Domino's, it's from PIZZA HUT!

I wish SSAO wasn't so ugly and framerate-devouring and pointless.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 13 May 2011, 22:25

ok, sure, wish granted. now all your graphics are worse by 10 times... why? dunno, they just are.

i wish i knew what the heck he was on about...

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 13 May 2011, 23:05

Granted. He was on about a graphical option available in certain games that attempts to add "realistic-looking" soft shadows between objects that are near each other, but only makes the game look weird and eats up framerates.

And then a squirrel throws an acorn at you and bonks you in the head with it for no apparent reason.

I wish for fish. Again.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 14 May 2011, 06:20

E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted. He was on about a graphical option available in certain games that attempts to add "realistic-looking" soft shadows between objects that are near each other, but only makes the game look weird and eats up framerates.

And then a squirrel throws an acorn at you and bonks you in the head with it for no apparent reason.

I wish for fish. Again.

Wish granted, you receive a salmon, but it was filled with jumbo sized maggots and smelled akin to a bucket of sewage.

I wish the universe was perfect.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 14 May 2011, 19:17

Actually, the universe was perfect (or at least as perfect as it would ever get) at one point, but that's a whole 'nother story...

Granted. You get a mug that says "I <3 Nebrahoma".

Why, you might ask? I haven't the foggiest idea.

I wish for the last digit of pi.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 15 May 2011, 01:58

E-102 Gamma wrote:Actually, the universe was perfect (or at least as perfect as it would ever get) at one point, but that's a whole 'nother story...

Granted. You get a mug that says "I <3 Nebrahoma".

Why, you might ask? I haven't the foggiest idea.

I wish for the last digit of pi.

Wish granted, but you spent an infinite amount of time waiting to receive it.

I wish I was able to pay better attention to things.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 15 May 2011, 03:53

wish granted , but you shortly ran out of coin of the realm... now your just dum de dum de dum de dum... singing in the rain...
i wish there was some way to make people shush!

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 15 May 2011, 06:24

lav_coyote25 wrote:wish granted , but you shortly ran out of coin of the realm... now your just dum de dum de dum de dum... singing in the rain...
i wish there was some way to make people shush!

Wish granted, but it already exists (a shotgun in the face) and it's illegal.

I wish my thyroid worked properly.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 16 May 2011, 21:38

Granted. You are no longer 11 feet tall.

I wish for a fully-functional spaceship!

matthewfarmery · Post by **matthewfarmery** » 16 May 2011, 22:00

Wish granted, but you didn't ask for fuel, so you are stuck in space for the rest of your life

I wish I was living in a dream world

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 16 May 2011, 23:25

matthewfarmery wrote: I wish I was living in a dream world

wish granted - you are now in a world of dreams - nightmares and scary sh@t is all you will have for the rest of eternity... never being able to fully wake from the ongoing nightmarish dreamscape....

i wish for a 24 inch Hawaiian pizza with shrimps and prawns and lobsters and onions and red peppers.

BunkerBlaster · Post by **BunkerBlaster** » 17 May 2011, 01:14

lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish for a 24 inch Hawaiian pizza with shrimps and prawns and lobsters and onions and red peppers.

Wish Granted. You get your pizza delivered to you in a big box. You open it and find its 24" high, and THEY ARE ALIVE! And there are more creepy crawly things!

I wish the candy bar didn't have a worm in it when I took a bite.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 17 May 2011, 01:32

I am never eating another candy bar ever again...

Granted. The candy bar had a fly in it instead.

I wish for some fuel for my spaceship so I can actually fly it around in space (and probably get sucked into a black hole and die or something) instead of sitting in it and staring at the wall and being bored.

Edit: Oh, hey! This was my 100th post on this forum!

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 17 May 2011, 03:38

E-102 Gamma wrote:I am never eating another candy bar ever again...

Granted. The candy bar had a fly in it instead.

I wish for some fuel for my spaceship so I can actually fly it around in space (and probably get sucked into a black hole and die or something) instead of sitting in it and staring at the wall and being bored.

Wish granted, but it was gasoline, which your craft can't use.

I wish NoQ would add more gameplay videos to his youtube channel.

matthewfarmery · Post by **matthewfarmery** » 17 May 2011, 09:24

Wish granted, but the gameplay videos were immediately removed due to copyright issues

I wish I had a lot of money

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