Corrupt-A-Wish

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 11 May 2011, 00:19

Goth Zagog-Thou wrote:
I wish my sore throat would go away.
Wish granted -- but now your left knee is sore.

You forgot to make a wish. :^)

Goth Zagog-Thou · Post by **Goth Zagog-Thou** » 11 May 2011, 01:10

Ahh, so I did. Let's see...

I wish that watermelons didn't taste like *nothing*.

kracker · Post by **kracker** » 11 May 2011, 01:23

Goth Zagog-Thou wrote:Ahh, so I did. Let's see...

I wish that watermelons didn't taste like *nothing*.

Wish Granted. However, They were acid watermelons....

I wish I was better at map-making.

brakenfur · Post by **brakenfur** » 11 May 2011, 01:25

wish granted but u become so ggod out of jeasluy Mero and NoQ kill u

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 11 May 2011, 09:19

I wish I was able to concentrate perfectly, and I would always think very clearly and perfectly accurate.

Post by **Jorzi** » 12 May 2011, 12:32

Granted, You are now the turtle in this comic strip:
http://xkcd.com/889/

I wish for large amounts of ice cream (is this really a good idea?)

Goth Zagog-Thou · Post by **Goth Zagog-Thou** » 12 May 2011, 14:32

I wish for large amounts of ice cream (is this really a good idea?)

Wish granted. You have been teleported into the freezer section of Ben & Jerry's main Warehouse. And no, it wasn't a good idea since there's no spoons.

I wish buffalo chicken wings weren't so darn tasty.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 12 May 2011, 21:12

I wish buffalo chicken wings weren't so darn tasty.

wish granted - all chicken wings now taste like buffalo droppings covered in buffalo hair... you wanted!! you gottit!!

i wish people didnt make such a big deal out of me not making a wish... it just doesnt turn out anyways...

Goth Zagog-Thou · Post by **Goth Zagog-Thou** » 12 May 2011, 23:10

Ahahaha good one!

You forgot to make a wish!

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 12 May 2011, 23:38

Goth Zagog-Thou wrote:Ahahaha good one!

You forgot to make a wish!

no, no i didnt, i was just a bit late ...

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 13 May 2011, 05:13

I wish for a Tuba filled with Mayonnaise.

Goth Zagog-Thou · Post by **Goth Zagog-Thou** » 13 May 2011, 05:30

Wish granted! Said tuba filled with mayonnaise appears on your computer desk -- and it's the large Sousaphone variety.

I wish money grew on trees.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 13 May 2011, 07:17

Goth Zagog-Thou wrote:Wish granted! Said tuba filled with mayonnaise appears on your computer desk -- and it's the large Sousaphone variety.

I wish money grew on trees.

Wish granted, but it's always pennies with bubble gum stuck to them.

I wish for some Almond Chicken.

BunkerBlaster · Post by **BunkerBlaster** » 13 May 2011, 07:34

bendib wrote:I wish for some Almond Chicken.

Wish granted, you now have a pet chicken named "Almond".

I wish for the Corrupt-A Wish thread to last forever.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 13 May 2011, 08:14

BunkerBlaster wrote:
bendib wrote:I wish for some Almond Chicken.
Wish granted, you now have a pet chicken named "Almond".

I wish for the Corrupt-A Wish thread to last forever.

Wish granted. Everyone cheers your wonderful wish. :^)

I wish for a large Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza from Domino's.

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