Corrupt-A-Wish

[BunkerBlaster]

Skipping a wish is bad luck so I will cover 2 wishes.

I wish I could grant my own wishes that actually turned out how I wanted them too

Wish Granted. You wish to your hearts content and all your wishes turn out how you want them to. I seems so incredible, surreal, then your wake up. This happens day after day and it drives you nuts until finally you wind up in the funny farm with a straight jacket. You unwish your wish and you find yourself back making maps.

I wish all my maps (even my cheap ones) were bug free.

Wish granted, your maps were bug free but not any more.

I wish more people would play the Master version of Warzone.

[bendib]

Skipping a wish is bad luck so I will cover 2 wishes.

I wish I could grant my own wishes that actually turned out how I wanted them too

Wish Granted. You wish to your hearts content and all your wishes turn out how you want them to. I seems so incredible, surreal, then your wake up. This happens day after day and it drives you nuts until finally you wind up in the funny farm with a straight jacket. You unwish your wish and you find yourself back making maps.

I wish all my maps (even my cheap ones) were bug free.

Wish granted, your maps were bug free but not any more.

I wish more people would play the Master version of Warzone.

Wish granted, but Master is very unstable and no one enjoys it, so everyone hates you for making that wish and forcing them to use it.

I wish for a real life working (as in it builds real warzone structures in our 3space realm) blue colored penny-sized Truck Mantis Tracks controlled by a touchscreen remote the size of a credit card (that can control units I manufacture too via unit selector menu) , a fitting-sized oil pool on credit card sized wood board, 50 in starting power, and a shock absorbent aluminum carrying case for the truck and oil pool..

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. Your brand-new state-of-the-art mini-truck is awesome and amazing!

...Until someone steps on it and breaks it.

Tough luck.

I wish Internet Explorer didn't suck so much.

(Dunno why I'm even bothering to wish this, as I use Google Chrome. )

[NoQ]

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Dunno why I'm even bothering to wish this, as I use Google Chrome.

Because all your friends and relatives buy netbooks with pre-installed IE and experience tonns of pain and suffering (for it takes a minute for it to start and another minute to display gmail.com) before you see this and install Chrome?
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[bendib]

Wish granted. Your brand-new state-of-the-art mini-truck is awesome and amazing!

...Until someone steps on it and breaks it.

Tough luck.

I wish Internet Explorer didn't suck so much.

(Dunno why I'm even bothering to wish this, as I use Google Chrome. )

Good thing I managed to build a factory first, but no fac mod. Just bug halftracks trucks. :^(

Wish granted, it blows instead.

I wish I had the factory module researched.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but someone "accidentally" steps on the factory and breaks it. And your bald kitty avatar thinks your remaining trucks look fun to play with and breaks them all as well. Fat lot of good that research did you.

I wish it didn't rain as often in the springtime here in Oregon.

[brakenfur]

wish granted it turns into a desert

i wish that i did not have so much homework

[lav_coyote25]

oh shut up already about the damn rain!!!!!!!
move here and you can have this:

[brakenfur]

lol have fun shovling that

[E-102 Gamma]

wish granted it turns into a desert

i wish that i did not have so much homework

Wish granted. You now have much more homework to do.

I wish Warzone 2100 would be added to Valve's Steam service for free download.

[bendib]

wish granted it turns into a desert

i wish that i did not have so much homework

Wish granted. You now have much more homework to do.

I wish Warzone 2100 would be added to Valve's Steam service for free download.

Wish granted, but no one downloads it and continues to come to the site for downloads.

I wish I was better at researching rockets and bodies.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but you end up spending all of your credits on them and can't afford anything else.

I wish this darn AMD FX-60 didn't run so hot.

[bendib]

Granted, but you end up spending all of your credits on them and can't afford anything else.

I wish this darn AMD FX-60 didn't run so hot.

Wish granted. It runs much much hotter and bursts into flames.

I wish there would always be a fun and interesting high oil game in the lobby with 1 slot open for me when I looked for it.

[TonyTheSlayer]

Granted, but you end up spending all of your credits on them and can't afford anything else.

I wish this darn AMD FX-60 didn't run so hot.

Wish granted. It runs much much hotter and bursts into flames.

I wish there would always be a fun and interesting high oil game in the lobby with 1 slot open for me when I looked for it.

Wish granted, but the host kicks you every time you join.

I wish I had access to NEXUS Technology in real life.

[bendib]

Granted, but you end up spending all of your credits on them and can't afford anything else.

I wish this darn AMD FX-60 didn't run so hot.

Wish granted. It runs much much hotter and bursts into flames.

I wish there would always be a fun and interesting high oil game in the lobby with 1 slot open for me when I looked for it.

Wish granted, but the host kicks you every time you join.

I wish I had access to NEXUS Technology in real life.

Wish granted, but the borg randomly pop in and assimilate you and your technology.

I wish all my questions would be answered, and accurately.