Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for a very large (at least 10 pounds) beige rat for a pet.

Granted. It weighs 800 pounds and is not the least bit overweight (hey, you only said it had to be at least 10 lbs. ).

Let's just say that everyone's safety (including yours; moreso than anyone else's) is put in jeopardy until the rat is blown to bits by a tank shell.

I wish I had indestructible, everlasting straps for my slingshot. My old strap snapped.

[bendib]

I wish for a very large (at least 10 pounds) beige rat for a pet.

Granted. It weighs 800 pounds and is not the least bit overweight (hey, you only said it had to be at least 10 lbs. ).

Let's just say that everyone's safety (including yours; moreso than anyone else's) is put in jeopardy until the rat is blown to bits by a tank shell.

I wish I had indestructible, everlasting straps for my slingshot. My old strap snapped.

Wish granted, but they are made of titanium and don't bend.

I wish I could delete bad memories.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. You can now delete other peoples' bad memories.

I wish for lightning-fast reflexes.

[bendib]

Wish granted. You can now delete other peoples' bad memories.

I wish for lightning-fast reflexes.

Wish granted, you jump 5 feet in the air immediately after being struck by lightning, which happens four times in one day before you die. Lightning continues to strike your grave.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted. You can now delete other peoples' bad memories.

I wish for lightning-fast reflexes.

Wish granted, you jump 5 feet in the air immediately after being struck by lightning, which happens four times in one day before you die. Lightning continues to strike your grave.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish I had all the time in the world.

Granted. You had all the time in the world, but you lost it, somehow.

I wish I had slightly less lightning-fast reflexes. My current lightning-fast reflexes just aren't healthy.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish I had all the time in the world.

Granted. You had all the time in the world, but you lost it, somehow.

I wish I had slightly less lightning-fast reflexes. My current lightning-fast reflexes just aren't healthy.

omg you guys are killing me!!! you should all be on the telly on a comedy show!!!

[bendib]

I wish I had all the time in the world.

Granted. You had all the time in the world, but you lost it, somehow.

I wish I had slightly less lightning-fast reflexes. My current lightning-fast reflexes just aren't healthy.

Wish granted, lighting strikes your grave 0.03 percent less often.

I wish I was a better player than Dylan Hsu.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Dylan Hsu becomes rusty to the point where he is slightly worse than you. Unfortunately for you, though, there are still plenty of players who are better than you.

I wish nVidia would make an awesome new 3DFX card, darn it!

P.S. Congrats on your promotion to Professional, bendib.

[bendib]

Granted. Dylan Hsu becomes rusty to the point where he is slightly worse than you. Unfortunately for you, though, there are still plenty of players who are better than you.

I wish nVidia would make an awesome new 3DFX card, darn it!

P.S. Congrats on your promotion to Professional, bendib.

Wish granted, but it has a defect that's like a time bomb that no one detects for two months until it kills everyone's (including your) motherboard.

I wish I could grant my own wishes that actually turned out how I wanted them too

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish not granted. That's cheating.

I wish that Pumpkin Studios would suddenly pull itself back together and work on WZ 2100 again. Not that that'll ever happen.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish not granted. That's cheating.

I wish that Pumpkin Studios would suddenly pull itself back together and work on WZ 2100 again. Not that that'll ever happen.

be carefull of what you wish for!!!

[bendib]

Wish not granted. That's cheating.

I wish that Pumpkin Studios would suddenly pull itself back together and work on WZ 2100 again. Not that that'll ever happen.

Wish granted, but they restore the old crappy 1.10 balance right away.

I wish for a microwaved gorilla foot with ketchup.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted, but the now one-footed gorilla whose other foot you are now in possession of goes absolutely berserk, takes its foot back, and puts YOUR foot in a microwave. It also steals your ketchup.

I wish the game Impossible Creatures (Google it) was open-source.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but the now one-footed gorilla whose other foot you are now in possession of goes absolutely berserk, takes its foot back, and puts YOUR foot in a microwave. It also steals your ketchup.

I wish the game Impossible Creatures (Google it) was open-source.

Wish granted, but it's development gets picked up by a bunch of one footed gorillas who screw up the code so bad it won't compile. In fact, it's no longer code. Can you say sufhtkjghewlkjernfd?

I wish all my maps (even my cheap ones) were bug free.