fireball75
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Post by fireball75 30 Mar 2011, 12:00
bendib wrote: fireball75 wrote: I wish that my website would be spocered by WarZone!
Wish granted, but they fund you with a whopping total of 3.01 cents.
I repeat my wish above.
Wait so you guys mean that we can sponcer you and what's the 3.01 cent for?
Video Game Ruined my Life Good Thing I have 2 Extra Lives ♥♥
lav_coyote25
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Post by lav_coyote25 30 Mar 2011, 19:28
E-102 Gamma
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Post by E-102 Gamma 30 Mar 2011, 19:43
Granted. You get a USS Enterprise F!
Unfortunately, it cannot fit in your bath tub.
I wish for a fully-functional pilotable flying saucer!
bendib
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Post by bendib 31 Mar 2011, 01:19
E-102 Gamma wrote: Granted. You get a USS Enterprise F!
Unfortunately, it cannot fit in your bath tub.
I wish for a fully-functional pilotable flying saucer!
Wish granted, but I destroy it with quantum torpedos from my Enterprise F in orbit above my apartment.
I wish I had some shuttles for my Enterprise F.
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E-102 Gamma
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Post by E-102 Gamma 31 Mar 2011, 19:14
Granted, but they can't fit in your bathtub, either.
I wish for a ham sandwich.
bendib
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Post by bendib 01 Apr 2011, 03:20
E-102 Gamma wrote: Granted, but they can't fit in your bathtub, either.
I wish for a ham sandwich.
Wish granted, but you decided to become Jewish before it arrived.
I wish I had my own island.
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E-102 Gamma
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Post by E-102 Gamma 01 Apr 2011, 03:26
Granted. You now have a gigantic (4 ft²) island all to yourself. That is, until vikings suddenly attack it and steal all of your women and precious metals.
I want an island, too!
bendib
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Post by bendib 01 Apr 2011, 03:47
E-102 Gamma wrote: Granted. You now have a gigantic (4 ft²) island all to yourself. That is, until vikings suddenly attack it and steal all of your women and precious metals.
I want an island, too!
Wish granted, however the vikings pillage yours too and kill you in the process.
I wish I had my women and precious metals back on my island protected by awesome viking defenses.
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E-102 Gamma
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Post by E-102 Gamma 01 Apr 2011, 07:37
bendib wrote: E-102 Gamma wrote: I want an island, too!
Wish granted, however the vikings pillage yours too and kill you in the process.
Crap, I'm dead. AGAIN.
bendib wrote: I wish I had my women and precious metals back on my island protected by awesome viking defenses.
Granted, but the island is now constantly attacked by dragons. The village is old, but all of the (one) huts are new.
I wish for a pet dragon.
(This one is quite literally going to come back to bite me...)
bendib
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Post by bendib 01 Apr 2011, 12:14
E-102 Gamma wrote: bendib wrote: E-102 Gamma wrote: I want an island, too!
Wish granted, however the vikings pillage yours too and kill you in the process.
Crap, I'm dead. AGAIN.
bendib wrote: I wish I had my women and precious metals back on my island protected by awesome viking defenses.
Granted, but the island is now constantly attacked by dragons. The village is old, but all of the (one) huts are new.
I wish for a pet dragon.
(This one is quite literally going to come back to bite me...)
Wish granted. You wind up as dragon turdz. X^D
I wish for my very own Borg Tactical Cube. :^D
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E-102 Gamma
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Post by E-102 Gamma 01 Apr 2011, 20:13
Granted. It also can't fit in your bathtub.
Plus, you don't have any shuttles (because they also couldn't fit in your bathtub), so you can't actually get to it as it orbits around Neptune.
I wish for a puddle jumper!
bendib
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Post by bendib 03 Apr 2011, 00:39
E-102 Gamma wrote: Granted. It also can't fit in your bathtub.
Plus, you don't have any shuttles (because they also couldn't fit in your bathtub), so you can't actually get to it as it orbits around Neptune.
I wish for a puddle jumper!
Wish granted, but I had my tactical cube assimilate it. (did I mention I was assimilated when I got my cube, so I can call it with my mind?) ;^)
I wish I had another tactical cube.
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lav_coyote25
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Post by lav_coyote25 03 Apr 2011, 02:08
kracker
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Post by kracker 03 Apr 2011, 03:27
..Wish Granted. But, the old ghosts of this thread came back haunting you, so you were forced to reopen it.
I wish I could read everyone's minds.
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bendib
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Post by bendib 03 Apr 2011, 04:07
kracker wrote:
..Wish Granted. But, the old ghosts of this thread came back haunting you, so you were forced to reopen it.
I wish I could read everyone's minds.
Wish granted, but you go insane from hearing everyone's thoughts. I wish for a very large (at least 10 pounds) beige rat for a pet.
Also known as Subsentient.
