Corrupt-A-Wish

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted - your cheesburger has an extra helping now of a hobo's crusty toenail clippings, and no matter how much you say other wise - this will be a permanent addition to your diet, for ever and ever and ever.


i wish i didnt have to make this shtuff up.

[bendib]

wish granted - your cheesburger has an extra helping now of a hobo's crusty toenail clippings, and no matter how much you say other wise - this will be a permanent addition to your diet, for ever and ever and ever.


i wish i didnt have to make this shtuff up.

Wish granted, the world becomes as sad and miserable a place as the world where these wishes could indeed be granted and corrupted.

I wish I had a gas chainsaw.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but since it's a "gas" chainsaw and this is a Corrupt-a-Wish thread on an internet forum, it is literally a gas. You cannot hold it since it isn't solid, and it simply disperses.

I wish that bendib's avatar would stop staring creepily at me.

[bendib]

Granted, but since it's a "gas" chainsaw and this is a Corrupt-a-Wish thread on an internet forum, it is literally a gas. You cannot hold it since it isn't solid, and it simply disperses.

I wish that bendib's avatar would stop staring creepily at me.

Wish granted, my bald kitty finally attacks you and eats you.

I wish I had a new three seat sofa. Preferably with a texture like a quilt.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish I had a new three seat sofa. Preferably with a texture like a quilt.

Granted. The universe implodes for no apparent reason.

I wish the best 3DFX-supporting video card out there.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish the best 3DFX-supporting video card out there.

huh???

[bendib]

I wish I had a new three seat sofa. Preferably with a texture like a quilt.

Granted. The universe implodes for no apparent reason.

I wish the best 3DFX-supporting video card out there.

Wish granted. You install it without noticing the fan is disconnected. Your machine catches fire.

I wish I had the research tree for my mod sorted out. I got a lot of pain ahead.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted - you have a lot of pain ahead of you - tripled because you whined about it.

i wish people would make wishing better.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. People make wishing better for approx. 3.7 seconds, and then make it ten times worse.

I wish for the best ATi Truform-supporting video card out there?

[bendib]

Granted. People make wishing better for approx. 3.7 seconds, and then make it ten times worse.

I wish for the best ATi Truform-supporting video card out there?

Wish granted, but the metal plates on the connector are fused and crossed. It cooks your motherboard.


I wish everyone would forget that the weekend ever ends, i.e. they think it's Sunday forever.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but nobody ever does any work, so all of the countries in the world's economies crumble and we all starve.

I wish that Warzone 2100 1.10's windowed mode wasn't such a pain in the rear.

I like 1.10.

[bendib]

Granted, but nobody ever does any work, so all of the countries in the world's economies crumble and we all starve.

I wish that Warzone 2100 1.10's windowed mode wasn't such a pain in the rear.

I like 1.10.

Wish granted, it becomes .000000001% less of a pain.

I wish I had a deep fried raccoon soft taco.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You eat it and gain 10 pounds.

I wish for Mars. And maybe Venus as well.

[bendib]

Granted. You eat it and gain 10 pounds.

I wish for Mars. And maybe Venus as well.

Granted. They collide with earth while trying to fit in your house.

I wish I had a Mass Driver hydra dragon tracks.

[macuser]

Granted.... nexus takes control and levels your neigborhood

I wish for more devs here.