Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You have an for your desktop's power light, but it doesn't actually emit any light, so you can't see it when the room is dark.

I wish for a working portable cloaking device.

[bendib]

Granted. You have an for your desktop's power light, but it doesn't actually emit any light, so you can't see it when the room is dark.

I wish for a working portable cloaking device.

Wish granted, but the radiation residue from your asploding force field generator (besides giving you every kind of cancer known to man and moonmen) causes your cloaker to asplode too.

I wish I had a gallon jug of some unpoisoned and delicious/clean chocolate pudding.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but some greedy jerk steals it from you and eats it all.

I wish I could just cloak myself at will with my mind.

Why didn't I think of this before?

[bendib]

Granted, but some greedy jerk steals it from you and eats it all.

I wish I could just cloak myself at will with my mind.

Why didn't I think of this before?

Wish granted, but now you can't get uncloaked no matter what you try.

I wish I had another identical jug of pudding that no robbers knew about.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get a gallon jug of some poisoned and delicious/clean chocolate pudding that no robbers knew about. Fortunately, a new robber finds out about it and steals it from you, saving your life in the process.

I wish that whenever my units get blown, their experience would be transfered to the next unit that comes out of any of my factories.

[bendib]

Granted. You get a gallon jug of some poisoned and delicious/clean chocolate pudding that no robbers knew about. Fortunately, a new robber finds out about it and steals it from you, saving your life in the process.

I wish that whenever my units get blown, their experience would be transfered to the next unit that comes out of any of my factories.

Wish granted, but it makes wz lag real real bad whenever a unit gets close to completing for about 45 seconds.

I wish I did not need to sleep.

[zydonk]

Granted. You get a gallon jug of some poisoned and delicious/clean chocolate pudding that no robbers knew about. Fortunately, a new robber finds out about it and steals it from you, saving your life in the process.

I wish that whenever my units get blown, their experience would be transfered to the next unit that comes out of any of my factories.

Wish granted, but it makes wz lag real real bad whenever a unit gets close to completing for about 45 seconds.

I wish I did not need to sleep.

You die of boredom...

And what about these bloody stupid trucks?

[bendib]

You die of boredom...

And what about these bloody stupid trucks?

Wish? granted.They became bloodier and stupider.

I wish I had a sneezeburger.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. Eeeewwww.

I wish I had an everlasting gobstopper.

[bendib]

Wish granted. Eeeewwww.

I wish I had an everlasting gobstopper.

Wish granted, but it was the size of a carbon atom.

I wish it would rain large blobs of rotten eggplant for a month.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but the said large blobs of rotten eggplant rain exclusively on your house.

I wish that I could translate English to binary and vice-versa without any kind of binary encoder/decoder.

[bendib]

Granted, but the said large blobs of rotten eggplant rain exclusively on your house.

I wish that I could translate English to binary and vice-versa without any kind of binary encoder/decoder.

Wish granted, but now the only way you can speak is if you need to translate something.

I wish Burger King would quit messing up my orders.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Now they don't even take your orders at all.

Your wish made me hungry. I wish for a cheeseburger.

[bendib]

Granted. Now they don't even take your orders at all.

Your wish made me hungry. I wish for a cheeseburger.

Wish granted, but it was filled with a hobo's crusty toenail clippings.

I wish I had the power to sieze control of any PC with my mind.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Any PC has the power to seize control of your mind.

Oops.

I wish for another cheeseburger with no foreign objects in it (such as a hobo's crusty toenail clippings).