Corrupt-A-Wish

[brakenfur]

wish granted but u spill a glass of water on them and it blows up

i wish for a new PS3 without the peanut butter

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but you get a new PS3 with the jelly!

I wish for a pet snake.

(I am SO screwed... )

[brakenfur]

wish granted but it is poisonous and bites and you die a slow and painfull death and noboby finds your boby for weeks until people notice a horrible smell coming from your house (or apartment) and you have a loney funeral

i wish i had my PS3 back with nothing on it

[Black Project]

Wish granted, you got your PS3 back with nothing outside as well inside of it, which means it's just a empty plastic box which cannont run any game you wish.

I wish that the world wouldn't end in 20/12/2012

[brakenfur]

wish granted it ends on 20/13/2012

i wish ihad a fully fuctionally with no defects or anything on it and the what is usally inside PS3

[cybersphinx]

Wish granted, you have a fully functional PS3 now. Well, until Sony's next firmware upgrade disables the ability to run any software on it, to prevent people from playing pirated games.

I wish I didn't get a cold.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You did get a fever.

I wish for more wishes.

[Mr_E]

wish granted, however due to a malfunction in the Wish processor you get some fish...

I wish Lav_coyote25 would stop complaining about this topic

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted, however due to a malfunction in the Wish processor you get some fish...

I wish Lav_coyote25 would stop complaining about this topic

wish not granted...

i wish that mr e would stop complaining about me complaining... etc.

[BunkerBlaster]

wish not granted...

i wish that mr e would stop complaining about me complaining... etc.

Wish granted, however you complement each other so much you both get nauseated!

I wish players didn't cause lag for the host by using bit torrents while playing game.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for fish.

wish granted, however due to a malfunction in the Wish processor you get some fish...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

I wish players didn't cause lag for the host by using bit torrents while playing game.

Granted. Players cause lag for the host by watching YouTube videos instead.

[brakenfur]

and what do u wish for

[bendib]

and what do u wish for

I wish for a working 1.5Ghz or so compatible and functional slot connection CPU to go in this old motherboard I've turned into a living frankenstein taped to a wood slab. 533Mhz (actually overclocked slightly) is NOT a good speed. I've got it lots of RAM and a nice HDD/Optical, but the chip, 'tis unholy.

[E-102 Gamma]

and what do u wish for

Whoops, forgot to make a wish.

Granted, but instead of the processor running at 1.5 GHz, it runs at 5.5 GHz, runs Crysis at 300 FPS for about 3 minutes, and then melts.

I wish I will invent a VERY high temperature superconductor that superconducts at up to 300 degrees (Fahrenheit).

[bendib]

and what do u wish for

Whoops, forgot to make a wish.

Granted, but instead of the processor running at 1.5 GHz, it runs at 5.5 GHz, runs Crysis at 300 FPS for about 3 minutes, and then melts.

I wish I will invent a VERY high temperature superconductor that superconducts at up to 300 degrees (Fahrenheit).

Wish granted, but the materials required are ludicrously expensive. You become the next big name in scientific epic fails.

I wish said processor had been capable of running stable at 5.5Ghz continuously with just one mini 12V heatsink fan as cooling, which I had.