Corrupt-A-Wish

[brakenfur]

wish granted but your computer is not able to play cause 4.0 only supports a future computer that no one has

i wish i had a that future computer so i can play 4.0

[lav_coyote25]

wish not granted. your not rich enuff to afford a future computer. no play for you.

i wish that wishes were wishes for more wishes that would turn out better than what has transpired here...

[bendib]

wish not granted. your not rich enuff to afford a future computer. no play for you.

i wish that wishes were wishes for more wishes that would turn out better than what has transpired here...

Wish granted. It turned out only 0.00000000001% better than what happened here.

I wish for a highly reliable, fully functional, very durable, unknown (and stays this way) to any threatening entities, extremely loyal to me swarm of Heavy cannon mantis tracks.

[NoQ]

I wish for a highly reliable, fully functional, very durable, unknown (and stays this way) to any threatening entities, extremely loyal to me swarm of Heavy cannon mantis tracks.

Wish granted;
SUDDENLY machinegun viper VTOLs,
THOUSANDS OF THEM!!!

I wish people didn't play "no vtol" games that much

[bendib]

I wish for a highly reliable, fully functional, very durable, unknown (and stays this way) to any threatening entities, extremely loyal to me swarm of Heavy cannon mantis tracks.

I wish people didn't play "no vtol" games that much

Wish granted, everyone way overdoes the VTOL thing, and soon the most common design in all of WZ is Vtol scorp plasmite. I wish I had the power to stop and resume time without my own actions being stopped during the stoppy spots.

[E-102 Gamma]

I've seen threads like this one over on Facepunch.

Wish granted, but now everyone else can also do exactly the same thing.

I wish for widescreen in WZ 2100 v1.10.

[bendib]

I've seen threads like this one over on Facepunch.

Wish granted, but now everyone else can also do exactly the same thing.

I wish for widescreen in WZ 2100 v1.10.

Wish granted, but noone gives a crap about the original WZ versions anymore. I wish someone would make a $30 (proprietary to avoid the hippiez) non-unix OS that didn't suck.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted, but noone gives a crap about the original WZ versions anymore.

Do I detect hostility?

Warzone wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the original versions.

I wish someone would make a $30 (proprietary to avoid the hippiez) non-unix OS that didn't suck.

Granted, but nobody buys it, and the someone who made it stops selling and supporting it.

I wish for fish.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but noone gives a crap about the original WZ versions anymore.

Do I detect hostility?

Warzone wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the original versions.

I wish someone would make a $30 (proprietary to avoid the hippiez) non-unix OS that didn't suck.

Granted, but nobody buys it, and the someone who made it stops selling and supporting it.

I wish for fish.

No hostility.

Wish granted, but your fish had no dish. It hits the floor and gets bugs on it.

I wish for a nice big burger from Denny's.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but it poisons you

i wish i could get my PS3 back

[bendib]

wish granted but it poisons you

i wish i could get my PS3 back

Wish granted, but it was thickly coated in peanut butter, inside and out.

I wish I wasn't tired so often.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but now you're so energetic that you can't sleep or even sit still for more than a few seconds.

I wish for a dish for my fish and some fish cleaner to clean the bugs off of my fish.

[bendib]

Granted, but now you're so energetic that you can't sleep or even sit still for more than a few seconds.

I wish for a dish for my fish and some fish cleaner to clean the bugs off of my fish.

Wish granted, but the dish was coated in anthrax, and you unknowingly make a futile attempt to clean your anthrax fish before eating your fish and dying.

I wish for an infinitely large and varying inventory of new and functional PC parts.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted - when attempting to put said parts together - they become self aware - and in the few miliseconds before destroying everything, they tell you where you went wrong.

i wish for unlimited resources to hire developers, and put warzone 2100 on the top of all gamers list of have to have games.

[bendib]

wish granted - when attempting to put said parts together - they become self aware - and in the few miliseconds before destroying everything, they tell you where you went wrong.

i wish for unlimited resources to hire developers, and put warzone 2100 on the top of all gamers list of have to have games.

Granted, but all your hired developers turned out to be unwashed hippies and severely autistic 12-year-olds disguised as professionals.
I wish my PC parts had never gone berserk and just went together and worked like good little parts.