What the Warzone?!

[Collective Leader]

It's just a couple of funny little skits from cut-scenes gone wrong that I made up (script malfunctions )

NEXUS: "As I once cleansed the world with fire I will destroy you and your puny project... ject... ject... ject."
Project Leader: "Ject... ject... ject... ject... what's up with that? "
NEXUS: "Oh, did I oversell it?"
Project Leader: "...A bit. "

NEXUS: "YOU and not those idiots in the New Para-dig-um, or the..."
Project Leader: "Para-dig-um...? "
NEXUS: "That's how it's spelled. "
New Paradigm Leader: "I'm right here you know. "
NEXUS: " Oh..." *laughs maniacally and cuts the transmission*

New Paradigm Leader: "Your attacks upon us will not go unpunished. You are in... Ok how many times do I have to say this?!"

You guys want to add some?

[Arreon]

Collective Leader: "Warriors of the Collective, attack and destroy all who resist mah iron fist."

[kracker]

[Defacto]

Funny skits from imaginary cutscenes? Seriously, i'm not such a noo...

WARNING N00BXUS INTRUDER PROGRAM ALERT

OLOLHAIDEREOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!111

IMMA N00BXUS!!!1111

IM AWSEUMN BECUS I SPEIK IN LETE AND I HAIDE IN DEFACTUS HED!!!111

OLOL I HAZ TO GO NAO BECUS I DONT TLEELL JU

System restored to normal.



Right, where was i?

Ah, never mind...

[Collective Leader]

Funny skits from imaginary cutscenes? Seriously, i'm not such a noo...

WARNING N00BXUS INTRUDER PROGRAM ALERT

OLOLHAIDEREOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!111

IMMA N00BXUS!!!1111

IM AWSEUMN BECUS I SPEIK IN LETE AND I HAIDE IN DEFACTUS HED!!!111

OLOL I HAZ TO GO NAO BECUS I DONT TLEELL JU

System restored to normal.



Right, where was i?

Ah, never mind...

Ok, A, these aren't imaginary cutscenes. They come from the game's campaign mode. You take a real cutscene and make a joke from its script.

...And B, roflcopter.