Corrupt-A-Wish

[Rman Virgil]

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I wish drama queens would get over themselves.

Wish granted and in getting over themselves said drama queens form covens across the country and engage in necromancy whose principal quest is to turn you into a horny toad sans reproductive organs.

Wish to travel the globe at will; live, dance and make interesting stuff wherever I landed, for extended spells, before jetting to another unknown, exotic locale.

- RV

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[Zarel]

Wish to travel the globe at will; live, dance and make interesting stuff wherever I landed, for extended spells, before jetting to another unknown, exotic locale.

Granted, but your exotic locales confer you with a large number of untreatable diseases that your immune system is unprepared for, and you are unable to enjoy what you planned to.

I wish for self-actualization.

[Rman Virgil]

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I wish for self-actualization.

Wish granted and in the process of becoming self-actualized you find the scope of your abilities vast, your powers gargantuan. This situation creates a dilemma - "What shall I do first ?" You feel a tremendous responsibility to choose wisely, to create a priority list that honors these blessings of greatness to come. From there you determine that perhaps it would be conducive to making decisions of this magnitude if you go to one of those meditation mountain retreats to attain a state of detached perspective - and you do.

After a week at Camp Blessed Peace you get a little restless one morning after group meditation and decide to take a hike in the beautiful woods that surround the the encampment along the shore line of a babbling brook. Some time passes, and you have found yourself lost in the sights, smells and sounds of nature that you have no sense of your own body anymore. Then, of sudden, you are awoken out your peaceful reverie by a roar that sends a quaking shiver down to your tailbone. Your eyes focus sharply and not more than five yards ahead is a Grizzly Bear rearing up on it's hind quarters. For a moment, you are stunned but then recover your calm demeanor and reach into a side pocket of your back pack for the can of pepper-spray that was given to you your first day of orientation.

"Oh, chit !", you say, in a whisper. It ain't there.

The grizzly drops down on all fours and starts charging towards you. He looks real hungry and determined to make a meal of you.

You think: "I am fully self-actualized - what shall I do now ?"

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I wish for 40 more healthy years of living.

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[Mr_E]

wish granted, you have another forty years of good life, however at the end you die a horrific death.

I wish i was omnipotent
if you dont know what it is look it up

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted - unfortunately you failed to see your own horrific death 30 seconds into your omnipotent rule.

i wish this topic would end.

[JDW]

I wish i was omnipotent
if you dont know what it is look it up

wish granted - unfortunately you failed to see your own horrific death 30 seconds into your omnipotent rule.

I got no wish to grant, but i couldn't help this -->

[kracker]

wish granted - unfortunately you failed to see your own horrific death 30 seconds into your omnipotent rule.

i wish this topic would end.

Wish granted, but people started trolling you so much that you had to start it again

I wish I could become invisible and warp anywhere I want to, any time.

[Mr_E]

wish granted, you are invisible and can warp wherever you want to however you just then realize you can't breathe in space and you vaporize.

I wish i could have a wish without any negative consequences

[cumandgetit]

wish granted and the wz forums become your home away from home.

I wish the next post self distructs and causes the thread to vanish over event horizon of a mini black hole.

[JDW]

I wish the next post self distructs and causes the thread to vanish over event horizon of a mini black hole.

Wish Granted! However as this thread vanishes into the black hole, and due to unexplainable ways of time and space, this thread ends up back in the past as if it never left. It's in an infinite loop where no matter how many times it is destroyed, it defies the laws of the universe.


I wish this website/forum had a more darker look to fit the theme of Warzone2100

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted - unfortunately due to the way of the preceding wish - the forums will always look this way. hoisted by your own words.

i wish the LHC would just blow up with out discovering anything new. ( large hadron collider ) . new = black hole.

[JDW]

wish granted - unfortunately due to the way of the preceding wish - the forums will always look this way. hoisted by your own words.

Awwwww.. Crap..

[duckblaster]

i wish the LHC would just blow up with out discovering anything new. ( large hadron collider ) . new = black hole.

wish granted, it blows up and destroys your house too.

i wish i had the perfect internet connection that never died, could never be stolen, had a 0.0000000000000000000001 ms ping time, 100000000 terrabyte/second download and upload speed, blocked all viruses, trojans, and all other bad things, had no limit to how much could be downloaded or uploaded.

[macuser]

wish granted..... that will be 1 million bucks plz

[JDW]

wish granted..... that will be 1 million bucks plz

And where is your wish?