Wish granted, but Firefox and Safari died too, so now everybody has to use Chrome.
I wish I had a gaming laptop.
Alias: Cipher[SSC]
System Specs:
OPERATING SYSTEM: Windows 7 Professional
CPU TYPE: AMD Athlon II X2 250
CPU SPEED: 3000 MHz
SYSTEM MEMORY: 4 GB (2 x 2GB, DDR2)
GRAPHICS CARD MODEL: NVidia GTS 250
XboxJosh wrote:Wish granted, but Firefox and Safari died too, so now everybody has to use Chrome.
Yay! Google now officialy dominates the Internet!
XboxJosh wrote:I wish I had a gaming laptop.
Sure! Here is a one from 2001!
I wish mobile internet was free.
Wish granted, but it quickly becomes apparent that the infrastructure can't handle all the increased traffic and bandwidth gets bogged down to 2 kilobytes per second.
But then Jean Claude Van Damme, the Time Cop, comes hunting for your ass, catches you, beats you up Kick-Boxing style. After that's done nice, he then drags you to a prison in the future made specially for time-travelers. I hear the food is good though.
I wish I could research topics (WZ2100 technologies) quicker than Wisler.
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
-- Ambrose Bierce
wish granted, but your web postings live on and in five years become the basis of a bizarre cult that lasts till the collapse.
i wish this thread had pics like LOL Cats.
Wish granted, but whilst laughing at the LOL cats you fell off your chair smashed your head off of the fllor and went into a 4 year coma, after you woke up the world had been destroyed by some weird satelites teh fired nukes everywhere and you are all alone, you get home from the abandoned hospital room you awoke in to find the burnt corpses of your family scattered around the place you once called home. But then you see your computer , you press the on button and to your surprise it comes on, you go onto google and type in LOL cats, "Your search -LOL cats- did not match any documents" you realise that all LOL cats have been destroyed by the nuclear strikes and suddenly your chest starts to feel tight and you get pins and needles in your arm and you fall down to the fllor, with your last breathe you mutter " stupid....LOL....cats" and then you die.
I wish there was a zombie apocalypse and i had two M16s.
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
wish granted. the 2 m16's malfunction and you die in a horrible wave of undead. you become one of the undead and wander forever unable to stop walking.