kracker
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Post by kracker 15 Sep 2010, 22:17
Corrupt-A-Wish is a game sometimes used on forums...
It goes like this:
User1: I wish I had the best computer in the world.
User2: Wish Granted, but It was so powerful you couldn't use it. I wish I had 1 million dollars.
User1: Wish Granted, but it was fake. I wish ........
And goes on and on
I wish I could make my computer go 100 times faster
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KukY
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Post by KukY 16 Sep 2010, 19:38
kracker wrote: I wish I could make my computer go 100 times faster
Wish Granted, your PC was overclocked to be 100 times faster, but your cooling was too weak so your CPU and GPU died
kracker
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Post by kracker 17 Sep 2010, 17:00
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marsbound2024
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Post by marsbound2024 17 Sep 2010, 18:02
kracker wrote: I wish I had a green soda,
Wish granted. However, unfortunately, the green tint to your soda is made of a harmful algal bloom secreting neurotoxins. You end up in the hospital with partial paralysis and a severe, life-threatening rash.
JDW
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Post by JDW 17 Sep 2010, 18:21
@ kracker:
I don't think they understood how the game is played.
@ Everyone else:
Fellas, after you grant a wish, you are supposed to make a wish of your own. It doesn't have to be related to the previous one.
I wish I had a Limousine.
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
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Ambrose Bierce
Arreon
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Post by Arreon 17 Sep 2010, 18:39
Granted, but the Limousine belongs to someone else, and you are found guilty for larceny.
OS: Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
KukY
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Post by KukY 17 Sep 2010, 18:52
Arreon wrote: I wish I had the art skills to draw exactly what I see in my mind.
Wish granted, but now you can't stop drawing!
I wish nothing.
marsbound2024
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Post by marsbound2024 17 Sep 2010, 19:27
KukY wrote: Arreon wrote: I wish I had the art skills to draw exactly what I see in my mind.
Wish granted, but now you can't stop drawing!
I wish nothing.
Your wish is granted for nothing. The entire Universe collapses into a Big Crunch and there is nothingness.
I wish for Warzone 2100 to have a million fans.
XboxJosh
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Post by XboxJosh 18 Sep 2010, 01:49
Your wish is granted, but all million of them are hackers.
bravoleaderx
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Post by bravoleaderx 18 Sep 2010, 03:20
your wish is granted. unfortunately your yaht has a hole in the bottom. it sinks
Mr_E
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Post by Mr_E 18 Sep 2010, 03:31
Nah, my friend MasterD and I have already dreamt up the perfect computer:
Experimental hd graphics card with holographic touch screens and a 120 degree display that has a 100,000 mile wireless range, that has a projector that's shoulder mounted and has unlimited battery power, 150 terabyte solid state hard drive sata connector, supercooled plasma coolant, along with direct synaptic link that is wireless, like the Borg
and all this is compressed into a 6*6*6 cube titanium alloy that weighs less than an a monster screen cleaner that weighs about 3-8 ounces.
I'm not always on but when I am you know it.
JDW
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Post by JDW 18 Sep 2010, 11:25
bravoleaderx wrote: i wish i had a lambergini
Wish Granted! But it only works in reverse gear.
I wish I had someone to do my homework for me.
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
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Ambrose Bierce
KukY
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Post by KukY 18 Sep 2010, 12:14
j0shdrunk0nwar wrote: I wish I had someone to do my homework for me.
Wish granted, but I stole that person from you!
I wish that I know how to texture models!
BulletMagnet
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Post by BulletMagnet 18 Sep 2010, 15:45
Wish granted, but the license for those models isn't GPL so you can't use them in WZ2100.
KukY
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Post by KukY 18 Sep 2010, 15:54
BulletMagnet wrote: Wish granted, but the license for those models isn't GPL so you can't use them in WZ2100.
Ha, fail! You don't need GPL to be used with WZ!
BulletMagnet wrote: I wish that I had super powers.
Wish granted, you were granted super powers, but you used them too often and lost them!
and all this is compressed into a 6*6*6 cube titanium alloy that weighs less than an a monster screen cleaner that weighs about 3-8 ounces.
