Random jokes

[JDW]

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Tech Comics: "Don't Mess with the (iPhone) Empire"


Tech Comics: "Apple vs. iPhone 4"

[Zarel]

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Tech Comics: "Apple vs. iPhone 4"

...I don't get it.

[JDW]

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Tech Comics: "Apple vs. iPhone 4"

...I don't get it.

I think it has something to do with...
http://industry.bnet.com/technology/100 ... ng-itself/

Apple’s attempts to deal with iPhone 4 antenna problems have been a PR fiasco. First the company tried valiantly to ignore the issue.

Or,
Apple iPhone 4 Reception Explanation Borders on Surreal

[Zarel]

Well, yeah, I've heard of the iPhone issue, but I don't understand what they mean that the iPhone 4 has a better reception than Apple...

[JDW]

Well, yeah, I've heard of the iPhone issue, but I don't understand what they mean that the iPhone 4 has a better reception than Apple...

Maybe it's mocking Apple for how they initially denied all complaints from their customers that the iPhone4 was having a problem with the antenna. They probably didn't want bad PR so early in their sales. Anyway, the comic strip pokes fun at the way customers had better luck at making a perfectly good call from an iPhone 4 than getting an acknowledgement from Apple about the issue being real.

[JDW]

- The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

- There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

- We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

- When in doubt empty the magazine.

- Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

[lav_coyote25]

- The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

- There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

- We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

- When in doubt empty the magazine.

- Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

how true.

[Roux Le Corps]

The only thing harder then death, is the club that hit you

[JDW]

The only thing harder then death, is the club that hit you

[Roux Le Corps]

So.. whats warzone?

Oh its a great game where you can 'burn people online with a giant laser!'

like this?

Bob stop shining that laser pointer in my eyes!!!!

[JDW]

So.. whats warzone?

Oh its a great game where you can 'burn people online with a giant laser!'

like this?

Bob stop shining that laser pointer in my eyes!!!!

But I'm still gonna burn you for making fun of the banner i use

Are you on other forums, Roux Le Corps?

[Roux Le Corps]

facebook is pretty much a forum, with quirks... but i mostly just lurk on sites i like ^_^

[JDW]

A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for
the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, "When you see all the
stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?"

The LT replies, "Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the
universe; how small a piece of such a grand design. I can't help but wonder
if what we do truly means anything or makes any difference. Why? What do
you think of, Sergeant?"

"I think somebody stole the damn tent."

[JDW]

Tech Comics: "Intellectual Property Infringement"

[Roux Le Corps]

A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for
the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, "When you see all the
stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?"

The LT replies, "Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the
universe; how small a piece of such a grand design. I can't help but wonder
if what we do truly means anything or makes any difference. Why? What do
you think of, Sergeant?"

"I think somebody stole the damn tent."

if it gets to that stage, you don't deserve a tent xD