made me laugh. the implementations are funny.j0shdrunk0nwar wrote:- I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Lollita" instead of "Steve"
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A family of machinegun tanks are taking a transport over to the zoo to see a rare “Kitty Commander.” On the way, the light machine gun keeps annoying his mom and dad, spouting out the words, “Are we there yet? Are we there yet?” repeatedly.
Fed up with this annoyance, the Father heavy machine gun looks back at him, furiously. “Be quiet before I undergrade your ROF! So Project help me, you will learn to shoot your words out slower boy!”
“B-but dad!” Quipped the smaller built tank.
“No buts! This is the last I want to hear of it! Now quiet before I disown you like the twin machine gun!”
Somewhere off in the distance, a transport flew over a lone cavernous wasteland. on the hilly valley, a solitary vehicle bearing twin machine guns looks by at the passing family. They were so happy…
“Nobody likes me…”
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-perhaps I should explain this joke a bit. Every time I see a commander unit, I see those cat like ears on them. They already have an eye, so really, all that it would need is a different coloring on the turret, some paws, and you’d get a “Kitty Commander”.
-The reason for the twin machine gun and the whole disowning thing, is because nobody uses it anyway. The entire machinegun tree normally gets some time on the field, except for that twin turret. So in a way, he was disowned.
I always imagined this small skit in a comic or something. If I could draw, I’d totally do it.
Not quite true. The Twin MG turret is used in the campaign. Otherwise, you are right.
How could you state something such as that! I made up the captain assault gun song for you...I thought what we had was speciaaaal! 
