Random jokes

[Merowingg]

Another perm ban is on its way

Yes, Berg is indeed 31 <------

[Rman Virgil]

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I feel the chill whirlwind of a necro smackdown sweeping through the dry savanna & headed the way of a proud Leo just recently redubbed with a new handle and lease on bb life.... Didn't take long for old habits to resurface.
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[AWarZoner]

Another perm ban is on its way

I hope you don't ban me:

“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.” - V

"Mark my words boy, Mark them well, I have survived your predecessors and I will survive you." - Merovingian

I will survive you Mero

PS. if you don't know who will survive you it's Andrie

[ClockWork]

A damaged Machinegun tank rolls into Headquarters.

It says, "Where is the repair facility around here?"

A cyborg points towards a repair facility, the Machinegun tank following the direction.

Upon stopping at the repair facility, It meets with a commander, surrounded by other damaged units. "Oh wow! you're at professional rank! I can't believe I actually get to see you in person!" the Machinegun tank says excitedly.

"Thank you, Thank you, it is all from seeing battle." The commander laughs. "But I owe everything to those that follow my command!"

"Could I join! oh please oh please!" Says the Machinegun tank.

After they got repaired, they set off to find battle and the Machinegun tank is destroyed in a war.

The commander levels up to hero! "Ha! Sucker. works every time."


/I don't know where I was going with this joke.

[Berg]

Yes, Berg is indeed 31 <------

You kids do make the funny jokes....
If only it was true...
What do you call a Chicken with a shotgun....?????
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SIR!!!

[NoQ]

There is a proglem in our probram.

Hmm, already a well-used typo