AlphaThor01 wrote:I wish that every time I get annoyed, the annoying personn would instantly shut up and be outside of the building the person was in for the rest of the day.
Wish granted! Whenever someone annoys you, they are instantly teleported to the nearest spot outside of the building that they are in when they do so that isn't occupied by another solid object. This is bad news for them if they happen to be a few stories above the ground...
And don't ask what happens to them if they annoy you while they are out-of-doors.
Here's hoping you're not a very irritable person.
I wish for a blatant disregard for the universal constants.
Wish granted! It's adorable and becomes your best friend.
I wish for a hundred powerful machines running SubLinux 12-21-2012, a hundred monitors and keyboards and mice all hooked up, the machines booted and into geany with GCC 4.8 (g++ not required) and all the trimmings, and I wish I had two hundred arms and three thousand percent my current calculation capacity in my brain.
Wishes granted! You get a small computer (I'm talking SMALL!), keyboard, and mouse with the ball thingy inside of it. The computer runs THE FIRST version of DOS. You also recieve... ERROR: thread out of derp, memory, and knowledge, so you recieve nothing. Smooth one. Please don't overload the server next time (if there is a next time).
I wish for Warzone 2100 to be faster. It slowed down when I was playing a 9-player map with the Contingency mod with Ultimate Scavs and NullbotSW.
Wish granted! Warzone 2100 now runs, no-frills, using OpenGL 1.0. It is now a 2-D sidescrolling platformer with no multiplayer function and only a few single-player levels before it ends, anti-climatically, at a blank screen with the words, "THE END", written in white in the center.
And it runs at 15,000 FPS! With no way to cap the framerate! Your CPU overheats and melts itself all over your shiny, expensive motherboard.
I wish for an effective means of licking peanut butter off of my elbows.
