Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted! A game now exists that has it's bits stored in the inside of an angel's halo.

I wish for some shrink tubing.

[Mr_E]

Wish granted! you got pre-shrunk shrink tubing and it's completely useless.

I wish for... an idea of what to wish for

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted. You wished that you could've been there to see that meteor that exploded over Russia recently.

Speaking of, I wish for the best recovery of those that were affected during said event.

[aubergine]

I wish I could have been there to see it, but from the inside of something with armoured glass: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2 ... sion-video

[E-102 Gamma]

Speaking of, I wish for the best recovery of those that were affected during said event.

Wish granted. That meteor caused highly-radioactive particles to rain down from the sky. Nobody's going to be getting any better any time soon.

In all seriousness, why would you make such a wish in the corrupt-a-wish thread?

I wish I could have been there to see it, but from the inside of something with armoured glass: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2 ... sion-video

Wish granted. Unfortunately, there was a fault in your reinforced glass barrier. It shattered in your face like all of the other windows.

I wish for a 3DFX Glide card to rival today's NVidia GTX TITAN, as well as flawless drivers to run it on any OS.

[bendib]

Wish granted! However, it used an AGP interface.

I wish for pure, unfiltered, unadulterated, complete and utter, DERP.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Well, I know I already gave you Derpy Hooves before, but I guess that you'll have to settle with more of her:

Spoiler:

And here's another picture of her in case you'd like more derp:

Spoiler:

Sadly, I wish that I could find something other than a picture of Derpy Hooves that could likewise satisfy bendib's wish for pure, unfiltered, unadulterated, complete and utter, derp.

[bendib]

Not. Enough. Derp.

MOAR DERP!!! Ponies of derpness are not sufficient derp for me! I wish for infinite derp!!!!!!

D∞RP.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for infinite derp!!!!!!

D∞RP.

Wish granted! You now have -255 D∞RP points!

Apparently, your D∞RP point total is controlled by a signed 9-bit integer or something like that for some reason.

Don't spend them all in one place!


I wish for a flying toaster oven.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted. Here's a magical notebook that will make stuff appear when you write words in it (just like the one that Maxwell in Scribblenauts uses). Be careful of what you write though.

I wish for a Super Smash Bros. clone that, unlike Playstation All-Stars, actually shares Smash's gameplay rules of having characters KO eachother by knocking opponents off-screen, but has its own distinct gameplay features that make it distinguished from the Super Smash Bros. series (much like how Street Fighter, Darkstalkers, Mortal Kombat, and BlazBlue are all traditional 2D fighters with gameplay features that distinguish them from eachother).

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! You get a SSB clone.

To distinguish itself from SSB, however, this clone has the distinct gameplay feature of allowing the players to KO their opponents at any time by pressing A.

Have fun!

(SSB Melee is like, my favorite game ever, btw. )

I wish for something ambiguous!

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Here's a mouse. Now I don't know if you wanted a mouse as a pet, or a mouse for your computer, since you didn't specify which kind of mouse you wanted, so I guess I granted your wish by giving you an ambiguous word.

By the way, you may want to take a look at Megabyte Punch, an indie game that borrows Super Smash Bros.'s gameplay, but adds the ability to customize your fighter. It's currently in open beta, and some people on YouTube are currently making playthroughs about it.

I wish that you could go check it out and see for yourself.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted!

A rift in the time-space continuum opens near my house and sucks up my entire neighborhood (my house included), making looking up Megabyte Punch impossible. Thanks a lot.

I wish for some dihydrogen monoxide.

(Mostly because it's apparently really dangerous, causes criminals to do evil stuff, causes cancer, as well as every other ailment known to mankind, and because lots of people have voted to ban it, but also because I'm thirsty.)

[bendib]

I wish for infinite derp!!!!!![/color]

D∞RP.

Wish granted! You now have -255 D∞RP points!

Apparently, your D∞RP point total is controlled by a signed 9-bit integer or something like that for some reason.

Don't spend them all in one place!

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unsigned long derpPoints_n = (unsigned long)derpPoints;

Fixed it.

Wish granted! Your canister explodes in your basement and blows up all of your peanut butter.

I wish for derpPoints_n *= derpPoints_n;

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! Your canister explodes in your basement and blows up all of your peanut butter.

NNNNNOOOOOOO! My peanut butter!

I wish for derpPoints_n *= derpPoints_n;

Wish granted! You get infinite derp points!

A new process is also started which checks for infinite derp points. If derp points are equal to infinity, you get another sum of derp points equal to infinity, it checks again, and it creates another process that checks for infinite derp points. If the first process checks for infinite derp points and finds them again, it makes yet another process and checks yet again, and so it continues for all of foreseeable eternity. Each successive process also does this as well.

This is, of course, a fork bomb; a powerful RAM-wasting virus that makes more RAM-wasting viruses, which make even more viruses, and so on and so forth. Reality runs out of memory and crashes. Smooth.

I wish for a flying Volkswagen Beetle!