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Re: Random jokes

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hehehe :)

A wife, the driver, and her husband, drive along a road.

Husband - I think we are nearing a city.

Wife - Why is that honey, how do you know?

Husband - We are hitting more and more people..

:D
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What does a "minute" have, that a "moment" has two of?

Why, the letter "m" of course.
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C++;

Make C bigger, return previous value.
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Eh.. I think Aubergine is simply filled with passion than many of us could dream about.

The man would do miracles here if he could, or have people to work with. Here I mean a team, of people who does not have anything else to do than to elevate Warzone. I know already many do miracles too.

Also he has 678 ideas per second that he is devoted to which not necessarily is good but impressing :)

We could also have some resources and not oil this time ;)

I do not have a jole for now :hmm:
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Actually I only have 677.95 ideas per second... :P
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But only when you are sleepy :)
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Well, I don't have any particularly good joke ideas either. Mostly because I ate the light bulb.
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What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog...
Moving back instead of forward
Seems to me absurd
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buah heh hih huh ;)
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Is this one of this jokes aimed at very particular audience? ;)
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You would have to be a programer. :)
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Yes, I did realise from the language, it was my joke this time ;)
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Image Berg The oldest man/woman in the wz community. :lol2:

I hope you don't mind Berg. :oops:

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