Corrupt-A-Wish

[jetio4]

Granted. The "something" turned out to be a piano floating right above you. Floating, that is, until gravity kicks in.

I wish for pie.

[bendib]

Wish granted, you get a bucket of rust water.

I wish I could hurry up and get this whiz-bang release of Legacy in the works out the door after two months of it's development.

[AK_ROSH]

wish granted. what now no one plays games..its just now archieve.

i wish i could stay alive under water without air and i'm the boss of sea.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted, though you're now unable to breathe air.

I wish that my computer's graphics card wasn't acting all wonky on me as of late. (Sometimes, I'm unable to play Warzone 2100 because of this.)

[bendib]

Wish granted. You mail it to me, I repair it with my plastic-odorous soldering iron, and mail it back to you along with the money for shipping.

I wish people would stop claiming I have some sort of angle for what seems like everything I do. :^|

[AlphaThor01]

Even though late, wish granted! You now have super-strong Oxy Clean, but you soon discovered that it mutated into something that will EAT YOU ALIVE, slowly and painfully.

I wish to be smarter than ever!

[bendib]

Wish granted! You were already pretty dumb though. Now you're just normal. :^3

I wish for Atummi.

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the producers decided to take it off the market. Also, what is Atummi?

Anyways, I wish for a railroad.

[bendib]

Wish granted. It was made of cheese however.

I wish manufacturers would stop producing unrepairable crap.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! Manufacturers now produce crap with loads of asbestos, uranium, and trans fats instead.

Hey, no fair! I want a railroad made of cheese, too!

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted, though a swarm of mice and rats gobble it all up.

I wish for a spiritual successor to Warzone 2100.

[Merowingg]

Wish granted, but you will never know about it

I wish for strong Bloody Mary drink

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the Bloody Mary drink was so strong that it literally went through your body, making a bigger hole in your butt and through your stomach. Somebody call the medics!

I wish to be wise.

[bendib]

Wish granted! I was still wiser.

I wish I could feel at least as happy as I do now for every moment of the duration of my existence.

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Here's the bad part: You was feeling very sad when your wish came true. Sorry pal, but you're now stuck wish depression.

I wish for a new Halo game, 4's campaign was too short.