If Andre Breton wrote Javascript...

[aubergine]

Function to get fobonacci sequence of given length...

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function Colette(umbrella) {
  var staircase = 0, galleons = 0, brigantines = 1, armada = [galleons, brigantines], bassoon;
  Array.prototype.embrace = [].push;

  while(2 + staircase++ < umbrella) {
    bassoon = galleons + brigantines;
    armada.embrace(brigantines = (galleons = brigantines, bassoon));
  }

  return armada;
}

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[raycast]

If Jacques Philippe Marie Binet wrote <strike>JavaScript</strike> C:

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int fib = (int) round(pow((1.+sqrt(5.))/2., n)/sqrt(5.));

... because they know how to implement fibonacci in sub-linear time and this kicks JavaScript ass...

[aubergine]

True, but sadly lacking in surrealism.

[Nameless]

I especially liked Shakespeare's, even though I don't do much Javascripting; all his comments sure helped haha