Corrupt-A-Wish

[Iluvalar]

Not granted, that was already used.
I wish for the ability to use debug in multiplayer

actually it does in 3.1 . The only condition is everyone requesting it at the same time.

[AlphaThor01]

wish granted, but everyone can use it, thus leading somehow to warzone becoming self aware and destroying us all


i wish to own the moon on every second thursday of march.

wish granted! but the moon got mad and started throwing comets at you, thus creating a huge crater where you live. your neighbors get mad at you in heaven.



i wish i knew how to build a fast car so i don't have to ride the bus to school (blech!)

[Giani]

Wish garanted, you know how to build a fast car, but it is so expensive that you can't get the materials to build it.
I wish for corrupting all wishes.

[bendib]

Wish granted, the wish topic section of the SQL database is corrupted.

I wish for Warzone 2100 to regain it's sanity. If I can do it, why can't this game?

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted!

"Sanity" has been redefined with Warzone 2100 being the benchmark. Everyone in the entire world is now considered insane. But at least Warzone 2100 is sane again.

I wish for my sanity back.

[bendib]

Wish granted, I spend months teaching you my ideology, and you emerge like me, knowing the truth, but fearful of what it can sometimes entail.

I wish I had an excellent book on C++.

[cybersphinx]

Wish granted? http://mindview.net/Books/TICPP/ThinkingInCPP2e.html

I wish for someone else to corrupt the previous wish.

[Andrie]

Wish granted I corrupt your wish!

I wish for someone to be nice towards me!

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted, but nothing happens. Perhaps someone is already being nice to you?

I wish that I was able to record footage from my computer (such as Warzone 2100 gameplay footage) so that I could upload it to YouTube.

[Rman Virgil]

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Wish granted, but upon careful review of your footage you exclaim: "WTF !!"

There are weird visual amalgamations that bedevil, befuddle and just plain spoil your otherwise magisterial camera work.

Wish random acts of graciousness were more common.
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[bendib]

I refuse to corrupt such a noble wish. Granted. Everyone in all multiverses and dimensions becomes much kinder.

I wish I had something to give trick-or-treaters tonight other than cat litter.

[Ultimate24]

Wish Granted but all your candy becomes rotton after you give it out

I wish for a Koenigsegg Agera R http://www.koenigsegg.com/models/agera-r/

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was assembled inside out.

I wish I could know with certainty what was going on in the universe without making inaccurate speculation and missing the boat when it does arrive...

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. Your head is now so full of information that you have no choice but to think in calculus.

I wish for a cloaking device.

[bendib]

Wish granted, you receive a pink cloak.

I wish for pure, unfiltered derp.