Corrupt-A-Wish

[The Overlord]

Granted, but now no one likes you.

I wish that Giani could host WZ games.

[Andrie]

Wish granted but it's a 2 player and I join it before you can
I wish I could spend my time better

[AlphaThor01]

Granted! Unfortunately, that time is just 1 hour.



I wish for Thomas the Train to be real so I can blow him up.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though you were, unfortunately, on the train when it was blown up.

I wish for a paradox.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. This sentence is true.

I wish for real-life tool-assisted-speedrun powers (like slowing down and rewinding time) so I can do freaking amazing things perfectly every time.

Ok your wish is granted you have the thing but it doesn't work!

Booooooo.

Let's try that again.

I wish for real-life tool-assisted-superplay powers (like slowing down and rewinding time) so I can do ridiculously mind-blowingly incredible things however perfectly I want to every time.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, but that tool can only be used once. And it was already used.
I wish for cheese.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though some mice stole it before you could eat it.

I wish for this wish to become corrupted.

[Giani]

Wish not garanted. (technically, I corrupted your wish)
I wish that wz has 1000 more new players that aren't trolls.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted, though while Warzone 2100 gained 1000 new players that aren't trolls, it also gained 100,000 new players that ARE trolls.

I wish for my wishes to not become corrupted.

[Giani]

You win.
I wish for $100,000,000.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! You get ten cents.

I wish for highly flammable hearing.

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Though, when you was hearing something, you was standing right next to an open flame. You get incinerated.


I wish for Warzone to be on the XBox

[RedShocktrooper]

Wish Granted! However, the port is being handled by Activision, and only the New Paradigm campaign comes with the game. The other two are 15-dollar DLC, and the initial game itself is $60. As well, the multiplayer cuts off increadibly early, with DLC weapons (anything past Heavy Cannons) locked to the player.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

[D-011]

Not granted, that was already used.
I wish for the ability to use debug in multiplayer

[Im_Useless]

wish granted, but everyone can use it, thus leading somehow to warzone becoming self aware and destroying us all


i wish to own the moon on every second thursday of march.