Random jokes

[NoQ]

[offtopic]
Ah ha ha, my favorite mistake i've been making for quite some time (:
Rail guns don't shoot rails (: (: (: (: (:
[/offtopic]

[ClockWork]

A small tank, with a little machine gun mounted atop of it, climbed up a hill. It passed two VTOLs, and went to the cliff. Revving it’s engines, it tried it’s best to jump off, landing on the ground. Going up the hill again, the tank passed the same VTOLs, going to the cliff, and rolling down. The small tank kept this pattern up, passing those same VTOLs, and running down the ledge of the cliff. The VTOLs look at each other, and say, “Do you think we should tell him that he’s adopted?”

[lav_coyote25]

A small tank, with a little machine gun mounted atop of it, climbed up a hill. It passed two VTOLs, and went to the cliff. Revving it’s engines, it tried it’s best to jump off, landing on the ground. Going up the hill again, the tank passed the same VTOLs, going to the cliff, and rolling down. The small tank kept this pattern up, passing those same VTOLs, and running down the ledge of the cliff. The VTOLs look at each other, and say, “Do you think we should tell him that he’s adopted?”

rotflmao, rotflmao

[bendib]

Dug this one up online.

Not a WZ joke, but nonetheless...

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then
the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And
your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your
situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as
well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet,
the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your
ROM, Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

[NoQ]

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[Jorzi]

Ah the joys of sql

[NoQ]

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[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Sadly, if the rogue AI happens to be someone by the name of "Wheatley", then that won't work. Instead, I recommend using his own stupidity against him.

[aubergine]

Can I use that Rogue AI image in the modding wiki's scripting section?

[NoQ]

Sure sure (: (: (:

[JDW]

Compilation of hilarious pictures of animals (some of which may be photoshopped). My favorite is the one with the cat at the end.

Funny Animals

[Andrie]

My only joke I can tell is that NoQ beats me 3 times in a row.

[Jabol]

Here's a dumb one:

Why Anya felt off the teeter? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Anya for sure.

Haha so funny lol. (not.)

[Merowingg]

Why so serious son?

[ClockWork]

A little machine gun, a daddy lancer droid are in the base talking to the little one about the factories and the oil.
"Daddy, where do tanks come from?" says the machine gun droid.
"From the factory, my boy." replies the lancer droid.
To the little machineguns amazement, he sees to his left, a big factory that just popped out a tank.
"How dare you look at your mother like that! have you no respect!? Cover your eyes!!" In such anger, the daddy lancer shoots the little tank, eradicating him.
The tank that just popped out rolls up to the lancer.
"Daddy, where do tanks come from?" Asked this time a slightly larger bodied cannon droid.
"From the factory, 'ol sport." replies the lancer.
The cannon droid looks at the factory, that has just popped out another droid.
"How dare you look at your mother like that! have you no respect!? Cover your eyes!!" Again the lancer shoots off twice, obliterating any existence of the cannon droid.
The tank that just came lumbering out like a giant elephant, slowly crawls up to the lancer.
"Dad, where do tanks come from?" Asks a heavy dragon body with tracks and two gauss cannons.
"From the factory." Says the daddy lancer.
Both Gauss turrets turn to gaze at the factory, bumping and making rowdy sounds.
"How dare you look at your mother like that! have you no respect!? Cover your eyes!!" Yet again the lancer shoots the tank, but without barley leaving a dent.
Both gauss cannons swerve around and shoot the lancer droid.
"Don’t you look at my momma that way!"

Like father like son.