Corrupt-A-Wish

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though they changed the plot of the movies so that you'd get eaten by a t-rex.

I wish for people to record matches of Warzone 2100: Contingency and upload them to YouTube.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted, but none of them have any idea what they're doing and play the mod very poorly.

I wish for some flashbang grenades, a 200-pound draw crossbow, some camo netting, a gas mask, and some chips!

[Giani]

Wish garanted, but the flashbang grenades exploted in front of you and they were so much that you will never again be able to see.
I wish that the devs can fix bugs faster.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! The devs now fix bugs much faster. The bugs are, however, of the tracking kind, and are owned by nations hostile to the USA. The FBI and CIA learn of this treason and hostility (respectively) to the US, and all of the devs are arrested and taken to various top-secret questioning facilities to be questioned.

I wish for an incredibly well-hidden high-tech bomb-proof bunker in the middle of a rainforest somewhere (read: in the middle of Central Park, New York) equipped with all sorts of neat gadgets and stuff (including a Nintendo Gamecube with Super Smash Bros. Melee and a couple controllers and a really awesome CRT television ), stocked with several years' worth of provisions, and very thoroughly camouflaged.

[Andrie]

Wish granted.

I wish Warzone 2100 was available for my mobile phone.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, but it doesn't work.
I wish my maps become clasic maps of wz

[Andrie]

Wish granted.

I wish that you would be able to disable your mods in warzone menu.

[E-102 Gamma]

Stop not corrupting wishes, Andrie.

Wish granted. However, once they are disabled, they cannot be reenabled and must be reinstalled.

I wish for a Chrono Tank.

[NoQ]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, your wish was corrupted by Andrie. Now you know very well what it means, and you do not want it to happen again, no matter how much you love Chrono Tanks.

I wish i didn't have to corrupt anybody's wishes.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, you don't have to corrupt anybody's wishes because you are dead.
Because Andrie didn't corrupt my wish, I wish my maps to become famous again

[Andrie]

Sorry I don't under stand the all know very well part.

[Giani]

Sorry I don't under stand the all know very well part.

You have to corrupt the wishes of other people.

[Jabol]

I have no idea who's wish am I supposed to break, so let me start it:

I wish to set the world on fire.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, the world is on fire but some aliens shoot water-nukes everywhere.
As my wish was never corrupted, I wish (for third time ) that my maps of wz become famous.

[Jabol]

Wish granted. Your WZ2100 maps have become famous but you've been banned by a moderator for self-advertising.

I wish for no damn rain all day long.