Corrupt-A-Wish

[Jabol]

Wish granted, the cake unfortunately falls on your house and you become a homeless bum.

I wish to get a bullet to the face.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted. You take a rubber bullet to the forehead and survive easily. (What? Were you expecting to die from a headshot?)

I wish for nothing.

[Giani]

I wish for nothing.

Wish garanted, you receive nothing so you get crazy and kill yourself.
I wish for having a cake-hat. (that isn't bigger than my head or smaller than my hand)

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it lands on your head at 30Mph and explodes into a gooey mess.

I wish more people would use 32 bit PCs with PAE, and stop being so eager to end support for my legions of Celerons. :^3

[Jabol]

Wish granted, unfortunately people don't understand a thing and refuse to use it.

I wish to get free bacon.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, you receive a free bacon every minute but unfortunately, you destroyed the economy of the world.
I wish for infinite wishes.

[Lord Apocalypse]

Wish granted, welcome to your cramped little bottle! (or as the genie from Aladdin said.. Infinite cosmic powers, itty bitty living space)

I wish for world pieces!

[Jabol]

Wish granted, all world pieces fall on your death and you suffer to death.

I wish to grow a tree on my head.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, your tree grows so much that you can't hold it, you fall and can't move for the rest of your life and if you cut the tree you die.
I wish for a Ferrari.

[Jabol]

Wish granted, unfortunately it has been stoled.

I wish for winter.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, but it never stops being winter! So some animals and plants die and disappear from the world.
I wish for more people wishing and corrupting wishes in this thread

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though the thread gets flooded by so many people, most of whom are rather poor when it comes to corrupting wishes, that some people decide to leave due to what they perceive as spam flooding the thread, making it seem less fun that it was before.

I wish that Warzone 2100 had a spiritual successor, much like how Supreme Commander is the spiritual successor to Total Annihilation, that was at least as successful as Supreme Commander.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, but Warzone2100 transformed in Supreme Commander.(I even don't have idea of what an spiritual successor is )
I wish for being able to host in Warzone2100

[Giani]

Looks like lav_coyote25 's wish was garanted...
(He wished for this thread to end )

[Scavanger Rockets]

Wish granted, But you can only host games for the retail version.

I wish for AP Rockets