Corrupt-A-Wish

[Jabol]

Wish granted, unfortunately you've been terminated by one of them.

I wish I would have a cancer. (Not that cancer, i mean that red living thingy with thingys that make you hurt)

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. You get a common cold and a stomach bug. Enjoy.

I wish for pure, refined, concentrated awesomeness.

[Draco Nihil]

Wish granted. But everyone then got really sick of you having so much awesomeness that they started hating you for it.

I wish I were the dragon that I once was.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. You are now a TERRIBLE TERROR.

I wish for precognition.

[Draco Nihil]

I wish for precognition.

Wish granted, but you soon turned to insanity from knowing everything before it happens, having no firm grip on the information overload.

I wish I were a Master Thief.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, you are now a Master Thief in prison.
I wish for a not poisoned/rotten/nasty cake.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! You get a poisoned, rotten, nasty cake!

I wish for a gold-plated paper airplane!

[Cyp]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the gold plating is 1cm thick, and the paper æroplane is too heavy to fly properly when thrown.

I wish for a super-turing machine.

[Giani]

Idk what is that machine so...
I wish for knowing everything

[Mr_E]

Wish granted! you now EVERYTHING. now everything hates you...
I wish for a better computer...

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the gold plating is 1cm thick, and the paper æroplane is too heavy to fly properly when thrown.

I'm rich!

I wish for a better computer...

Wish granted! You get a potato.

I wish for a portal gun with a talking potato attached to it.

[Jabol]

Wish granted, unfortunately you were so un-experienced with the portal gun that you just killed yourself and the potato laughs at your face.

I wish for a flying vaccum.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, but it makes so much of a mess because it's so hard to control indoors.

I wish that I could corrupt E-102's wish so that, instead, he'd get one of those single-portal guns, with the other portal being fixed on the moon.

[bendib]

Granted.
Great way to depressurize the earth, wolf. lol

I wish for a CRAY supercomputer.

[Scavanger Rockets]

Wish Granted, But nexus takes control of it and steals your identidy

I wish for fire...