Corrupt-A-Wish

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

I wish for infrared vision!

Granted. You're now a pit viper.

I wish for nothing.

[Wisler]

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Wish granted, but you really do get nothing, all the luxuries you previously took for grated are gone, no food, no water, no air and then you simultaneously suffocate, starve and dehydrate to death.

I wish for a professional ninja to do my bidding, and not kill me.

[Merowingg]

Just dropping by.. was I omitted or something ? I didnt get something or what ?

[Giani]

I wish for a flying cow.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

@Wisler: Granted, though your ninja requires $100,000 in advance for his services. Also, he dies soon of a heart attack, though not before he donated the money, and the rest of his belongings, to charity.

@Giani: Granted. A tornado comes by and hurls both you and a nearby winged cow into the air. Sadly, whereas the cow was able to land safely, you get thrown to your death for not corrupting Wisler's wish.

I wish for my wishes to not get corrupted.

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

@Wisler: Granted, though your ninja requires $100,000 in advance for his services. Also, he dies soon of a heart attack, though not before he donated the money, and the rest of his belongings, to charity.

@Giani: Granted. A tornado comes by and hurls both you and a nearby winged cow into the air. Sadly, whereas the cow was able to land safely, you get thrown to your death for not corrupting Wisler's wish.

I wish for my wishes to not get corrupted.

Granted. Your wishes are interpreted via a malfunctioning AI program which inverts results. Therefore ALL of your wishes become corrupted, as is proper.

I wish that money really *did* grow on trees.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though since money is so easy to grow, nobody uses it as currency anymore.

I wish for a wish that's not corrupted so easily.

[Searge-Major]

Granted, you get one wish. However, it is run through a highly expensive series of computer encoding-decoding machines, and has a 1-1,000,000,000 chance of corrupting it. For the service, you are charged $467,893.62 an hour. The encoding-decoding takes nearly a week....

I wish for Lotus to hurry up and make these.

Except the small one...

I wish that the NBN was completed.

[Giani]

Granted, you get one wish. However, it is run through a highly expensive series of computer encoding-decoding machines, and has a 1-1,000,000,000 chance of corrupting it. For the service, you are charged $467,893.62 an hour. The encoding-decoding takes nearly a week....

I wish for Lotus to hurry up and make these.

Except the small one...

I wish that the NBN was completed.

Wish garanted but somebody steals it because the doors werent closed when you received the car

I wish for infinite ice cream

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted. The universe suddenly collapses in on itself in an instant due to the presence of so much mass in the form of infinite ice cream.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted somehow.

[Giani]

Granted. The universe suddenly collapses in on itself in an instant due to the presence of so much mass in the form of infinite ice cream.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted somehow.

Wish garanted. But somebody changed the wish for nothing.
I wish for a planet made of ice cream

[E-102 Gamma]

Sounds like someone likes ice cream...

Wish granted! You are now the proud owner of a planet made entirely of ice cream!

Unfortunately, you now live on it. All by yourself. With no way off of it. And without any of your belongings besides the shirt on your back (and the rest of your clothes, of course). And you're dressed for clear, 70 degree (Fahrenheit) weather. Good luck.

Oh, and did I mention that this ice cream planet of yours has no magnetic field? Have fun with those solar winds and microwaves and other wonderful things!

I wish for a talking goldfish!

[Giani]

Sounds like someone likes ice cream...

Wish granted! You are now the proud owner of a planet made entirely of ice cream!

Unfortunately, you now live on it. All by yourself. With no way off of it. And without any of your belongings besides the shirt on your back (and the rest of your clothes, of course). And you're dressed for clear, 70 degree (Fahrenheit) weather. Good luck.

Oh, and did I mention that this ice cream planet of yours has no magnetic field? Have fun with those solar winds and microwaves and other wonderful things!

I wish for a talking goldfish!

Wish garanted, but the fish dies because he wasnt in water.
I wish for having 50 ice creams that arent poisoned

[maximusk]

Granted, but these ice creams were cooled with liquid nitrogen, so your mouth and stomach are frozen, and now, you're at the hospital.
I wish I knew how to play the guitar like Angus Young.

[Giani]

I wish for mines of ntw mod to exist in beta