Corrupt-A-Wish

[kracker]

Corrupt-A-Wish is a game sometimes used on forums...
It goes like this:

User1: I wish I had the best computer in the world.

User2: Wish Granted, but It was so powerful you couldn't use it. I wish I had 1 million dollars.

User1: Wish Granted, but it was fake. I wish ........

And goes on and on


I wish I could make my computer go 100 times faster

[KukY]

I wish I could make my computer go 100 times faster

Wish Granted, your PC was overclocked to be 100 times faster, but your cooling was too weak so your CPU and GPU died

[kracker]

I wish I could make my computer go 100 times faster

Wish Granted, your PC was overclocked to be 100 times faster, but your cooling was too weak so your CPU and GPU died

I wish I had a green soda,

[marsbound2024]

I wish I had a green soda,

Wish granted. However, unfortunately, the green tint to your soda is made of a harmful algal bloom secreting neurotoxins. You end up in the hospital with partial paralysis and a severe, life-threatening rash.

[JDW]

@ kracker:
I don't think they understood how the game is played.

@ Everyone else:
Fellas, after you grant a wish, you are supposed to make a wish of your own. It doesn't have to be related to the previous one.

I wish I had a Limousine.

[Arreon]

Granted, but the Limousine belongs to someone else, and you are found guilty for larceny.

I wish I had the art skills to draw exactly what I see in my mind.

[KukY]

I wish I had the art skills to draw exactly what I see in my mind.

Wish granted, but now you can't stop drawing!
I wish nothing.

[marsbound2024]

I wish I had the art skills to draw exactly what I see in my mind.

Wish granted, but now you can't stop drawing!
I wish nothing.

Your wish is granted for nothing. The entire Universe collapses into a Big Crunch and there is nothingness.

I wish for Warzone 2100 to have a million fans.

[XboxJosh]

Your wish is granted, but all million of them are hackers.

I wish for a yacht.

[bravoleaderx]

your wish is granted. unfortunately your yaht has a hole in the bottom. it sinks

i wish i had a lambergini

[Mr_E]

Nah, my friend MasterD and I have already dreamt up the perfect computer:
Experimental hd graphics card with holographic touch screens and a 120 degree display that has a 100,000 mile wireless range, that has a projector that's shoulder mounted and has unlimited battery power, 150 terabyte solid state hard drive sata connector, supercooled plasma coolant, along with direct synaptic link that is wireless, like the Borg and all this is compressed into a 6*6*6 cube titanium alloy that weighs less than an a monster screen cleaner that weighs about 3-8 ounces.

[JDW]

i wish i had a lambergini

Wish Granted! But it only works in reverse gear.


I wish I had someone to do my homework for me.

[KukY]

I wish I had someone to do my homework for me.

Wish granted, but I stole that person from you!

I wish that I know how to texture models!

[BulletMagnet]

Wish granted, but the license for those models isn't GPL so you can't use them in WZ2100.

I wish that I had super powers.

[KukY]

Wish granted, but the license for those models isn't GPL so you can't use them in WZ2100.

Ha, fail! You don't need GPL to be used with WZ!

I wish that I had super powers.

Wish granted, you were granted super powers, but you used them too often and lost them!